My name is Caroline.
CaroLINE, If you call me Carolyn I will kick you in the throat.
I'm a touch sarcastic.
I'm easily frustrated, easily hurt, and easily amused.
If I think you're stupid, you'll know.
I really am a nice person if I like you.
I'm honest, and expect honesty in return, naive, I know.
I'm indecisive, I talk too much and I can never sit still.
Cory James is my hero♥
I'm basically a creeper magnet.
Little things count the most.
Keep your drama to yourself, because I certainly don't want it.
I love my dog more than life.
I'm stubborn as hell, and I hate losing arguments.
I'm done now.
Come talk!
Do not add me if:
-You think you're bringing sexy back, most likely you belong under a bridge. Just stop it.
-You spell words with numbers, please kill yourself.
-You use the word "hella."
-You act ghetto, just go back to staring at your plastic spinners or whatever it is that you do.
-You're trashy, please quit sporting your garage sale hooker clothes like you're hot.
-You eat your weight in cupcakes everyday and complain about being fat. How about you put down the cheesy poofs and hit the treadmill.
-You act like a whore, then complain that you can't find a guy to treat you right.
-You brag about how much you cut yourself. Excuse me while I throw up. If you're going to complain about how hard your life is when it's not, bring those wrists over my way, I'll slit them for you.
P.S. Don't message me saying creepy stalker-esque things. No you cannot have me for christmas or your birthday, and if you're old enough to be my father (or grandfather) don't hit on me. That's gross. I don't care if you think I'm hot, go be a cradle robber someplace else. Just because I'm legal doesn't mean you have a shot with me. I'm not into old man action thanks. Also, I don't really find messages like "eyyy mami, u sho is sexi" cute. So stop it, don't be ghetto. It isn't attractive.
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