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Andy

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About Me

Canadians know that sharing is caring. Here are some pictures I'd like to share with you:

My Interests

Wood Chopping, Beer Drinking,

I'd like to meet:

A Woman whos gentle kisses taste like maple syrup.

Music:

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command.With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Movies:

The Full Monty.

Television:

Like any Canadian, I enjoy watching a virtual fireplace.

Books:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_ territories_by_population

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary

  Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary AUSTIN, TXPresiden George W. Bush was aghast to learn Monday that his position of U.S. president, the highest office in the land and most power...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:30:00 PST

Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq

  Clinton Threatens To Drop "Da Bomb" On Iraq EROTIC CITYIn an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if Sadda...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:26:00 PST

Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight

  CHICAGOHis flight from O'Hare to LaGuardia delayed more than six hours, Hamas militant and would-be suicide bomber Nidal Hanani vowed never again to fly United Airlines. Enlarge Image Inconv...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST

Ask A Navy Seal (Advice Column)

 Ask a Navy Seal by Lieutenant Ryan Smith Dear Navy SEAL, My boyfriend was laid off from his job a few weeks back. Ever since cashing his severance check, all he does is sit around and watch TV...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

New Rap Song Samples 'Billie Jean' In It's Entirety; Adds Nothing

New York, NYOn Thursday, rapper and producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs released "Tha Kidd (Is Not My Son)", a hotly anticipated new single that samples Micheal Jackson's 1983 smash hit "Billie Jean" in its...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

Ask Sir-Mix-A-Lot (Advice Column)

Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot: I am an elderly woman who lives alone.  I'd love to meet more people, but there seem to be very few options for someone my age.  Can you recommend anything? -Lonely Linda...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:11:00 PST