Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary |
Bush Horrified To Learn Presidential Salary
AUSTIN, TXPresiden George W. Bush was aghast to learn Monday that his position of U.S. president, the highest office in the land and most power... Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:30:00 PST |
Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq |
Clinton Threatens To Drop "Da Bomb" On Iraq
EROTIC CITYIn an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if Sadda... Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight |
CHICAGOHis flight from O'Hare to LaGuardia delayed more than six hours, Hamas militant and would-be suicide bomber Nidal Hanani vowed never again to fly United Airlines.
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Inconv... Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST |
Ask A Navy Seal (Advice Column) |
Ask a Navy Seal
by Lieutenant Ryan Smith
Dear Navy SEAL,
My boyfriend was laid off from his job a few weeks back. Ever since cashing his severance check, all he does is sit around and watch TV... Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST |
New Rap Song Samples 'Billie Jean' In It's Entirety; Adds Nothing |
New York, NYOn Thursday, rapper and producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs released "Tha Kidd (Is Not My Son)", a hotly anticipated new single that samples Micheal Jackson's 1983 smash hit "Billie Jean" in its... Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST |
Ask Sir-Mix-A-Lot (Advice Column) |
Dear Sir Mix-A-Lot: I am an elderly woman who lives alone. I'd love to meet more people, but there seem to be very few options for someone my age. Can you recommend anything? -Lonely Linda... Posted by Andy on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:11:00 PST |