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DYKEBOI

?tooth paste in my eye...?

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CAKE?PIZZA??!

YOU HAVE TO LOVE HER LIKE A LITTLE SISTER

RACHEL
OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER LETS SAY WAS NOT HOW WE PLANNED...AS 3 DYKES WERE INVOLVED NOT TWO..HOWEVER..
WE'VE BEEN TOGEHETHER OVER TWO MONTH NOW, WE'VE HAD ALL SORTS OF FIGHTS
INCLUDING:
SAND
WATER
WET GRASS
ICE CREAM
WE THREW MC FLURRY AS CHAVS WHEN THEY WERE STARIN,
THEY WERN'T TO AMUSED...
WE ARE REGULARS AT JAMES PATRICKS, AND SUBWAY..BUT WE JUST GO THERE TO CHECK OUT THE DYKE
SHE LIVES IN HESSLE, SHES 19,
SHES THE SPITTIN OF ME
AND SHES THE SAME SIZE MEANIN I STEAL HER CLOTHES..
THIS IS TOTALLY RANDOM BT TBH SHES SETTLED ME DOWN, PUT ME INTO REALITY AND HAS MADE ME INCREDIBLEY HAPPY
RANDOM RYT?
THOUGHT SO..
DEAL WITH IT

I

LOVE

NOT

KNOWING

WHAT

TOMORROW

IS

GONA

BRING...



WAYNE
If you saw us both in the street You’d ask who was who If you spoke to us both on the phone You’d ask who was who If you asked us were did you buy that top from? We’d say the same shop If you asked me a joke Then he would know the answer If I needed to talk He would know without me saying If I laugh He will laugh with me even if there’s nothing funny If I want a vanilla ice cream with a flake beside the River Humber He will get me a vanilla ice cream with a flake and sit with me beside the River Humber He knows when things are wrong He knows how to make them right He often knows when to say the right things He helps when I’m trying to impress others until he starts with the embarrassing stories that are often made up Neither of us can dance to save our lives but it doesn’t stop us from trying His friends are my friends My friends are his friends. We would make a great couple however our sexuality has stopped that completely We have the same sense of humour We love a good bitch His hair is curly but looks awesome when he lets me straighten it I’m no hair dresser but it doesn’t stop me from trying Let me tell you a little about him His name is Wayne I’ve known him since I was 4 He has blonde curly hair About 5”7 He’s not fat But he is hairy He has little man boobs which are ever so disturbingly sweet We have the best friendship going We never have our downs I couldn’t ask for anyone else He knows me well Too well in fact But shouldn’t every pair best friends? He’s the only man for me! The one and only

I'd like to meet:

The name is ABBIE spell it how you chose,

Im 5ft4 with scruffy boi hair ,

I LOVE FOOTBALL any gal tht doesnt..well...i sharnt say ..
Totally addicted to BUD..if ure going to buy me one make sure u hv enough money for 10..
Im currently goin threw a stage of shorts on the bottom with black or white boxers n tight guy tops.. just a phase mind..
I sex my dyke hat bt thats a different matter...
im a qualified LIFE GUARD which pays amazing money
I love pay days but money never lasts.
I smoke
I drink
I sex fuel
Im more known as DYKEboi - thats how i like it-even though i am actually a GIRL i'm incredibly BOI like . AH WELL . deal with it.
I buy new trainers or cons every month and TOP MAN is literally my best mate...

AND ALSO... I sometimes forget to take my socks off durin sex as well
I LOVE finding limits along with being in trouble .
REALLY? ALL U NEED TO NO ABT ME IS ..
im just a cheeky KID.
SUMD me up, if u want to know anythin else abt me then feel free t ask for my msn add, x

My Blog

ABBIE *hearts* RACHEL LOTS...

ABBIE *HEARTS* RACHEL LOTS... ABBIE WANTS TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WHOLE WORLD... SO CHECK OUT THESE PHOTOS CAUSE THEY ALL HOLD FUCKING FAB MEMORIES....she'll no wht i mean : ]      ...
Posted by DYKEBOI on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:02:00 PST

AMAZING FACT

OK! so... ive been seeing my girlfriend for nearly half a year now...AND she hasnt heard me sneeze!... THIS made us a little upset!! as i thought i was abnormal! HOWEVER!.. we were messing about and.....
Posted by DYKEBOI on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

sick of being a BABY DYKE

HERES THE START OF MY RANT. IT MAY BE LONG OR SHORT I DNT NO LETS SEE. OKAY, SO THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN TO STRANGE. NOT IN A GOOD WAY EITHER. ARGUMENTS HAVE BEEN CAUSED FROM LIEING. YES IVE LEARNT...
Posted by DYKEBOI on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST

I GOT MY EARS HOW I WANT THEM .....LOOK!!

I GOT MY EARS HOW I FINALLY WANT THEM!! bt the left one...hurt lyk fuck!! NEVER AGAIN!   oooooooooooooo.... REMEMBERS.....   pink in december!!...
Posted by DYKEBOI on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:00:00 PST

THIS BLOG IS ABT TONI

TONI this blog is ABOUT TONI  I DONT NO WHY BUT IT IS... TONI AND I GO BACK YEARS...reception infact we both have photos...they bring back FAB memories. Basically we've grown up together......
Posted by DYKEBOI on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST

oh how i ♥ this song...

Now first of all I want to let you to know thatI've been known for some minormood swings now and thenIt all started back when peoplewere doing me wrongAnd because of my position I wouldHold my tongue ...
Posted by DYKEBOI on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST

my first POLE DANCING lesson....

Alreet...I've been meanin t wright a blog for ages... so i really dnt no why or wht im gona babble abt bt i'll do it anyway.. This friday just gone... was my mates birthday..jess...so on the nyt we al...
Posted by DYKEBOI on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST