I AM THE INFINATE OVERLORD! SURRENDER TO ME OR I SHALL POOP IN YOUR LAP! *i am naomi
*my friends call me norman *no YOU cant call me norman *i am a LESBIAN *im DAMN good at it too! *i am punk *i have a mohawk *i am a bar manager *i work in a ROCK club *i *they're better than your friends *they give me a WIDE ON! *so does this guy* *P*YOU KNOW HE ROCKS YOUR NIPPLES!* **harry potter rocks my socks! *i wanna rape brody dales face *THRUSTS*
*i am a geek
*i am a FUCKIN COOL geek! *remember kiddies, its all about the PAIN the ink and jewellery are just SOUVINERS!*ALL ABOUT NORMAN!
*I have a bad phobia of marshmellows!You may laugh but they freak me out ok!?
*Drunk people make me nervous, espesically when im not drunk
**I have a hetro crush on lee evans.The man is a fookin LEG-END!
**I love board games, especially when im stoned
**I sometimes wish i was black
*If i can be arsed im the laziest person ever!
*I am ALWAYS horny first thing in the mornin
*I like to sleep on my belly, into the early hours of the afternoon
*When i walk past a mirror or a window, i do look, i cant help it!
*I lowride my trousers.Dont tell me to pull them up coz i wont! *Nothing beats takin off ur socks n shoes just before u get into a freshly made bed, even tho my bed is never freshly made haha
*I cant sleep with the window closed. I love a warm bed n a cold bedroom
*I hate summer! Its alot easier to warm up that it is to cool down! *My dad is a Druid, and he's Welsh and he kicks ur dads ass! *My mum is scary and german but i love her *I think my dog is gay, he's always bringin me shoes *I love disney films, im a big kid really! lol *Girls with tattoo's make my FANNY dance. *Id rather die on my feet, than live on my knees