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Morticia

mrsmorticiaaddams

About Me


My family credo - "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."I come from a long line of deviants, freaks, and maniacs. We are a close-knit and loving family. I speak French fluently and can easily seduce my husband with just a few words of the language. I am passionately in love with my husband. We have two children, Pugsley and Wednesday. I don't smoke, however; I am able to light candles with the touch of a fingertip and relax by literally smoking (curls of smoke emitting from my body).
Our family pet is a lion. His name is Kit Kat. Kit Kat has the unique talent of walking backwards up the flight of stairs.

My Interests

Gardening: I have an African Strangler plant. I call her Cleopatra. She eats meatballs made of Yak and other tasty meats. I grew Cleopatra from a seedling. My other plants include roses (for their thorns), hemlock, henbane, and poison ivy.
I love enduring such experiences as lying on a bed of nails, being stretched on a rack, and so on.
My husband and I fence.
I enjoy knitting and painting.

Music:

I am musically inclined (opera singing, tango dancing, and playing numerous instruments).