My family credo - "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."I come from a long line of deviants, freaks, and maniacs. We are a close-knit and loving family. I speak French fluently and can easily seduce my husband with just a few words of the language. I am passionately in love with my husband. We have two children, Pugsley and Wednesday. I don't smoke, however; I am able to light candles with the touch of a fingertip and relax by literally smoking (curls of smoke emitting from my body).
Our family pet is a lion. His name is Kit Kat. Kit Kat has the unique talent of walking backwards up the flight of stairs.