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I'm like, dead interesting, innit. Most MySpacers have ishoos, angst, and get driven to school by their muvvahz. I however transcend such petty concerns.
Being a pig, I get to roll around in my filth all day, which is pretty much what chavs do, only I do it in a non-metaphorical manner.
I is also ghetto-fabulous, owing to a poor education and a lower-than-average life expectancy. I am furthermore deeply spiritual as I believe God has the body of a man and the mind of a woman, which makes him/her a sort of cosmic lady boy-meets-demiurg type thingy.
I am also really popular in parts of the world where teetotal women wear tents and get stoned to death for asking men if they have the time.
Anyway, here's the potted biog: got born, got larger, stopped growing, will probably die soon and then move on to being sausages. Any questions, feckerz?
