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Bertha Does Moosejaw

We hate you... we love ourselves... g'night.

About Me

Bertha Does Moosejaw - the greatest thing in music, including Air Supply - existed from 1993 to 1999. It featured ex/current members of such bands as The Reverb Syndicate, Sleeping Pilot, The Chelseas, The Aquaphiles, Army Of St Joan, The Home Office, Split Second, Col. Buck And The Bucky Buckers, Death By Bungee, The Lex Express, and like 87 other bands that Justin's been in over the last few years. We specialised in writing punk & funk jams with as little effort as possible, and playing shows so drunk we could barely stand. In spite of that, or maybe BECAUSE of that, we had a really good following over the years. We had three albums, the first two on cassette - "99 Ways To Look Sharp And Feel Dangerous", "Bertha Strikes Back", and our CD debut "Trendychemicalamusementaid", which was half new songs and half sub-par versions of our old shit. Then we all decided that we sucked, and the group disbanded and moved on to other projects. As for a reunion, we'd be more than happy to reunite for a vast amount money, and if you let us drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf. Peace...This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

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Member Since: 9/12/2006
Band Members: CLINTON COWAN- shmoove R&B crooning, macking, and things that don't involve hauling gear. JUSTIN GOBEIL- punk rockness, sleeping in, and occasionally playing guitar & backing vox. TONY BARNES - bass & backing vox from '96-'99, king of amateur porn, lubricant wrangler, and the guy who replaced Nevin. NEVIN BUCK - bass & backing vox from '93-96, cowrote lots of early jams, and did LOTS of drugs. MIKE BRADFORD - drums, sandals, hippie hair, founding member. CHRIS WELSH - live sound, referee, got the girls we didn't want. And of course, countless ex-members whose names escape us. But it's okay because we're sure they'd all like to put this behind them.
Influences: Rum, Taco Bell, Coffee, Xena, Ski School, Tony's mom, Los Borricuas, Passion Flakies, Club, Club International, Club Confidential, Best Of Club, Jesus, Satan, Kim Mitchell, Cornwall Ontario, making jokes about the recently deceased, gettin' PAID, Spiderland Acres, oral sex from hobos, Gaviscon, Poopookaka And The Bum Bums.
Sounds Like: The soundtrack to Ski School, but with more hardcore.
Record Label: Mont Bleu Ford
Type of Label: Major