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About Me

I've recently been domesticated. It's a work in progress actually.
My new neighbours are swingers. But before you get your hopes up and decide to stop by more often, picture this: They're retired, chain-smokers and the man of the house is seriously overweight...I couldn't tell the old man was nude until he turned around and I saw crack. When he was facing me all I saw was big, round, hairy, belly. Delicious.

Never a dull moment when you think you've left the oven on!

My Interests

I have tons of interests, unfortunately, that's all they are - interests. I have no time in my life for "interests". It's all work, work, home, work, home, work, work...you get the picture. Interests are for unboring people.In a pretend world where I didn't have "reality" my interests would be going to shows, attending art exhibits, doing some sort of martial arts, water stuff (ocean, lake, pool - whatever! I love it all!) and partaking in much alcohol consumption. Oh, and taming wild horses, slaying dragons and saving the universe...You know, the usual stuff a 28 year old child would do.

Music:

I like anything that isn't country fried. I'm a punk rock girl at heart! But I've gone where all good punkers go when they grow up, to psycobilly heaven.

Movies:

I love love love movies. So what if I haven't been to a movie in a bazillion years. Movies I love are: Rounders, The Usual Suspects, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, and more recently, Kill Bill & Lucky Number Slevin

Television:

Who has time for TV anymore? Internet killed the TV star.

Books:

I'm reading an interesting book right now called "The Big Over Easy" by Jasper Fforde. It's pretty entertaining!

Heroes:

My dad and my grandma! I'm very fortunate to have been born into this family.

My Blog

Facebook whores

I'm officially addicted to facebook. who else is on facebook?
Posted by hYdE on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

Betty Boo Adventures! Part I

The background... K, so I have this friend, her name is Betty. Miss Betty-Boo. I met her years ago at this stuffy firm I used to work at. She worked in the Montreal office, and I the Calgary office.&n...
Posted by hYdE on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

Insanity much?

Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result? Something like that? I must be completely insane then. Completely. I catch myself thinking, v...
Posted by hYdE on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

Leola's the big 2! Bday Pictures!

So Leola turned 2 on January 30th. I can't believe that it was two years ago that I was in the most pain and trauma I've ever been in. Wow, time flies and I haven't forgotten a moment of the 13.5 hour...
Posted by hYdE on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

What's YOUR Stripper Song?

I'm bored and unmotivated. If you're bored and unmotivated, try this quiz. I can't promise it'll motivate you, but at least it'll kill 3 minutes of your time. My stripper song is: ..> Your Stripper...
Posted by hYdE on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Lesson Number: 800028271663663 in drinking

So, I got the urge to go out and let loose on Saturday night. I found someone to take care of Leola over night so I didn't have to worry about being a happy, cheery mummy the next morning while I suff...
Posted by hYdE on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

LOOK OUT CALGARY! HERE I COME!!

OOooOooOooOOOh YEAH! I'm coming to Calgary! Dust off your drinking pants! I arrive November 16th and leave exactly a week later. Then I'm off to Vancouver for the weekend. I.AM.SOOOOO.EXCITED...
Posted by hYdE on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:23:00 PST

I can't believe it's not butterFLIES!

I took the day off of work today to go see the butterflies in the "go free" exhibit at the botanical gardens. It was pretty cool! All kinds of butterflies flying around, just being all fluttery a...
Posted by hYdE on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:59:00 PST

What the fuck IS this shit?

Well, I think it's all finally caught up to me. I've just been through the roughest year of my life. Between finding out that my ex is a con-artist and a sick fuck, becoming house poor, fighting for c...
Posted by hYdE on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:05:00 PST

Feb 11th Dinner Party!

I threw a dinner party for 10 friends. We started eating at 8pm, and finished at 1am! Now THAT'S what I call a dinner party! The 6 courses were: Course 1 - Avocado & Shrimp Salad w/ balsamic ...
Posted by hYdE on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:15:00 PST