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About Me

My mom made me take 4H. I hated it. But in the end i learned how to cook, sew, grow flowers, and show chickens. I had a dog (irish setter) until i was 5. I came home from church and it had a stroke. It was totally gross. I vaugely remember the the vet coming and taking it to the dump. So we never had another dog. But we had chickens. And I had a pet Rohde Island red. Her name was "red". I know I know pretty clever. Well anyways, she was just like a dog and would follow us around and would hop on our laps when we would sit down. And it liked to be petted just like a dog. So in other words if you think Im fucked up its probably cause my mom made me take 4H. Or I can cook the shit out of anything. Hit me up sometime I will prove it.
So four years later I moved to minneapolis. I did advertising for four years and hated it. Now I drive water around to people. I think it rules. Cuase I don't have to work out and im now totally buff.
Oh yea, If you don't know me you will soon learn that I probably have the worst luck out of any one you will ever meet. Ok, its not like life threating or anything, but its just bad enough but not bad enough to make me jump off a bridge. Sometimes I think god is fucking with me relentlessly. I play the star role in his comedy of life. But in the light of things, I think it is fucking hillarious as well. I mean, who else do you know that has been robbed three times in the last three years. lol. Like my mom says, there are a lot of bad things that happen to people every day, and most will happen to me before i die. Its true.
I do take life very lightly. I am very confident, but in the same light i have been run over so many times by people that I just don't care anymore. And that is good and the way I like it and the way I will probably keep it.
ummmm so otherwise You all should check out my band www.myspace.com/theframed. Come ask me to tell you a story cause god knows
A. I talk alot.
B. I love to tell stories about my stupid life. And you will laugh I guarentee.Backyard Babies Look at you
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My Interests

Music (typical and non typical), Pretty much music is my life, I am in a band called The Framed, I buy cds every week. I love to listen to music in my car and rock the fuck out. Car rocking is my life. I have had a few people pull up to me and laugh before. I like fast food even though I am gonna get huge someday. Tattoos. I really really like Cheetos as well. I am a big outdoors guy. But not like the hunting fishing camping type. Although I do like camping. I also like birds. Long story but I do. And yes its very very HOT. I am a hopeless romatic so if you can't take it then don't bother coming around. I also love bbq anything. And I can't go through the week without chicken wings. And I don't like to eat wings in front of people. Or donuts. or hotdogs. You will have to ask to find out why. I guess that is it. So Music, skateboarding, girls, the outdoors and ummmmmmmm girls oh yea almost forgot sex drugs and rock n roll. Pretty much in that order as well.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't piss me off. People who are not trying to see how many myspace pals they can get on there stupid lil list. I want confidence and honesty and down right fuckin hilarious.Oh yea someone informed me that this is a dating site. Fucking wierd huh. Well if that is what you want then don't email me. I have a hard enough time trusting people that I meet on the street let alone in a chat room. And anyways you would have to be pretty fucking amazing to even get my attention for a minute. Hows that for concieted. I think I am falling back to my old ways.......................you can't hurt me now world. :)Ok now about people who want me to add them. If you want to be a part of me I will add you to myspace.com/theframed. That goes for bands as well. If I haven't had a real conversation with you and didn't show interest in talking to you I probably wont add you. No offense. If you truly find me interesting and want to get to know me better email me first. I will probably add you if you are not a retard. And I do mean that in the most offensive way. I don't like to add bands. That goes to you The Shemps. Who have requested me 400 times in the last two months. Your band sucks. Good luck with that. As for girls. I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to spend money on you and even though you are hot and 16 I am not interested. Hmmmmmmm I wondered if I covered everything. God strippers are the worst. Yea like Im gonna pay you to use me for my money. And actaully you are not that hot. Cover up and make up only go so far. Good luck when your 30 and your career goals have Vanished in a pile of coke and meth and you went and did nothing in your life to gain no hiring qualitys. Idiots.

Anyone that knows how to get someone to stop picking their nose. Sam! has a serious problem.
I ran over a dog once and i didn't know what to do. Shit Deal or No Deal

Music:

Top ten bands in no order that I am currently listening to:
1. The Bones
2. Kings of Nothin
3. Bonecrusher
4. Backyard Babies
5. Swingin Utters
6. Filthy Thieving Bastards
7. Bouncing Souls
8. The Generators
9. The Romones
10. Black Halos
You can sum it all up with .........drum roll Please!!!!.........................American HeartBreak, Turbonego,Backyard Babies,The marked Men, Riverboat gamblers,Agnostic Front, Sick of it all, D-generation, Madball, Against me, The Clash, the Pogues, Bouncing Souls, BB king, Frank Sinatra, Louies Armstrong, Joe strummer and the Mescaleros, The US bombs, the Stitches, The swingin Utters, Andrew WK, Leatherface, The Belltones, Sick of it All, Agnostic Front, The Vanilla Muffins, The Street Dogs, Stiff little Fingers, The New York Dolls, John Cougar, Guns n Roses, ACDC, Poison, Motley Crue, The Yo Yos, Avail, Bonecrusher, Ol Dirty Bastard, The GC5, The Hudson Falcons, DI, TSOL, Black Flag, The Nipple Erectors, Jakkpot, Degeneration, , Libertine, The Bodies, The Reducers, Menace, Hardskin, The Youth Brigade, Body count, NWA, 2 Live Crew, The Popes, Smogtown, Discontent, the Pushers

Movies:

too many to list.

Television:

I really don't watch all that much tv. My roomate watches it for me.

Books:

I like Playboy ..........does this count.......ooh yea and i really do like the articles.

Heroes:

Don't believe in them. I don't want to look up to the dead cause......there dead. And anyone alive right now couldn't keep my attention for 5 seconds.

My Blog

The year 2007............

So I sit here and I wonder back over the last year of my life. Every year I think of the goings on and how and what I can do to make them better. Every year I tell my self that things will get better....
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

Decisions

I think I really need to start shutting the door on a lot of people who are in my life. I really try too hard and get nothing in return. The only person that can fix me is me. The only person that can...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST

So I figure

Life is wierd. Relationships are even wierder. When one ends one always appears. Except for Christmas through valentines day. But that is another story for another day. Its amazing how even the cooles...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:49:00 PST

Yes there are actually rules

I had a hell day today and I got to thinking. The day never ended and I didn't make shit. Anyhow. There totally should be rules of dating. You would think that there would be some set in stone, but to...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:02:00 PST

Im not even going to try

I don't understand girls. I am not even going to pretend that I do understand girls. I don't understand why people think its easier to avoid then to communicate. Life is so fucking easy but people as...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST

Where in the hell?

Did all the cocaine dealers go. I mean for real.
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

yea go figure

Do i really live in a world where people actually think its ok for a best friend to fuck an x girlfriend. Really? Am i really out of line being hurt? When i sit here and think that the worst of people...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:48:00 PST

Im too busy

Come the fuck on. No one is too busy. I get this fucking excuse all the time. Are you all really trying to tell me that with 30 some odd days in a month 4 weeks 7 days a week 24 hours in a day that yo...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:09:00 PST

Girls its ok to say no

Ok Its happened to me and its happened to my friends and I am getting sick of it.If a guy asks you out for anything, coffee, dinner, hanging out or anything. ITS OK TO SAY NO. Really, you're not hurti...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

Another day older

Its funny. One more year till the foots in the grave. When I was around the age of 8 or 9 my biggest fear was dieing. My mom would always try and settle me down but i couldn't ever stop thinking about...
Posted by Matt with the Hat " on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:28:00 PST