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Missy Michelle

I am a viking of 'NO MERCY' RARRRRRR Pussa!!!!

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This is my new adopted cat and he's here to ward off any nasty My Space people. He snarls, he bites, and he'll scratch anyones eyes out that I don't like. His name's Fritz and he spitz!! Aint he a cutey :)

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You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality Test

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100 Rather Personal Questions What is your full name?: Michelle Harris Your birth date:: 17th Feb 1967 (up yours Paris Hilton!) What color is your hair? Is it short, medium or long?: Long, straight and dark - Thanks Loreal! What color are your eyes?: Usually blue, but red when I'm pissed, same when I'm tired How tall are you?: 5 ft 7" (depends on the heelz) Single or Taken?: Single and staying that fucking way Do you have pets? If so, how many and what kind?: Black Cat called Hendrix & A Fish called Wanda! Who do you live with?: My daughters, myself and any spirits that may be lurking around! What do you do for school and work?: Too old for school. Currently caring for my folks, cos they've only got me around to do it Any kids? If not, do you want any?: Already got 3 thanks! What music do you listen to the most?: RAWWWK Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?: Love to read! Icelandic myths and sagas. Karma Sutra. Wine making lol Virgin or not?: Don't be so fucking stoopid! Name your 3 closest friends.: Angie, Giselle and Vie Lights on or lights off?: Lights ON Your skin...is it fair, medium or dark?: milky in the winter, honeycombed in the summer How often do you really "go out"?: not a fucking nuff. Usually every weekend. Have you ever lost anyone you loved?: Oh yeah Ever been in love?: Yeah (slaps myself!) On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?: Minus 10 Especially in the mornings! Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?: Yeah I do the gym when I can. Like walking too. I said 'walking! Can do the Lotus position too!' Zodiac sign?: Aquarius Have any nick names? If so, what?: Mumzi!Hoe, Biyatch & Shelley Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot.: News (cos I like to know what the hells goin' down!) Factual shit. Movie(s) you can watch over and over:: A Letter To Breschnev. An American Werewolf in London - Classic! Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?: Jeeeesus will be here all day!! 4. arm band with barbed wire and leaves. Celtic cross and rose on shoulder. Two hearts with chinese writing at the top of my right thigh, that's supposed to say friendship (but knowing my luck it'll say peking fucking duck and rice twice! Oh and a design at the bottom of my back that my brother did. Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?: Naval and ears. Had my nose done but it healed up Wear glasses?: Supposed to but can't be assed so I'm as blind as a soddin bat! Thinking of going back to contact lenses Have braces?: No, don't wear baggy trousers lol Do you have siblings? If so, how many?: 1 blood brother, 4 half brothers and 2 half sisters (reckon my folks didn't watch much tv!) Are your parents still together?: Yeah bless em. What is/was your worst subject in school?: Maths and Cooking Your best subject?: English Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?: A bit of badminton Do you like to dance?: Yeah I mosh and just starting to learn to head bang! Sing?: Sometimes if I'm in the mood Favorite color?: Black, red and purple Favorite Holiday?: Iceland by far Where, outside of the U.S. would you like to visit?: Ireland and Rome Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?: Younger for sure Ever have an imaginary friend as a child?: Fred! But he dropped dead! Ever been skinny dipping?: Yeah years ago Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?: Loved it all! You listening Molly! Do any drugs? If yes, what?: I like my lil herbs. Black Widow, skunk-Drools Drink? If yes, how often?: Oh I like to drink. Partial to a fine bodied red. Jack Daniels - Drools again!When I feel like it! Smoke?: Yeah (coughs and splutters) Roll my own but smoke tipped when I'm out. You ever tried rollin' when your smashed? Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?: Once. My best mate at school was calling me names, so I dived on her after school and gave her a good paggering (blacked her eye. Sorry mate) Have you ever cheated in a relationship?: Yeah I did once. What's your definition of cheating?: Not really being in love with who you think you're in love with. Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?: Don't wear the fuckers at home ne'er mind when I'm out! Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?: Yeah when I was a kid. Shoplifted and got caught. Was locked up, cautioned, and I never did it again. Ever cheated on a test?: No Ever been in any legal trouble?: See above Do you regret anything?: Yeah too many things Name 6 of the most important things in your life.: My kids, my folks, my health, my friends, my music and my booze How many languages can you speak and what are they?: errrm English, a bit of French, bit of Icelandic, and plenty of double bloody dutch! lol Are you a touchy feely person?: Oh yeash. I like to touch Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?: Morning mostly Do you trust easily?: Too easily! Any phobias?: Yeah, mice and rats. Hate them! Are you a heavy or light sleeper?: light. Do you have a sex toy?: Oh yeash Is it a rabbit?: No, it's a Nero Are you a morning person?: Am I fuck Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset Ever had surgery?: Yeah, but my tits, nose and hips are still my own! Ever come close to death?: No not yet (looks up and smiles lol) Ever broken any bones?: Yeah my arm once when I was a nip. Tried to hurdle over my mates mums line and got snagged up in it hahaha When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?: Buried so my kids can come and talk to me if they want to be close by Play any instruments? If so, what?: My organ!A bit of geetar. Still practising. Never make the grade lol Have you been told you can sing well more than once?: Yeah.Reckon they were tone fucking deaf too hahaha 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot:: My eyes, my butt and my legs Your least favorite feature:: My nose Clothing store you shop at the most:: Oh I'm a Charity Shop kinda' gal (love a good bargain!)+ Primark cuz it's high street fashion dirt cheap What is/are your heritage(s)?: British and Proud of it! What is your religion or do you not really have one?: Don't start on about religion. It's the biggest killer known to man. I believe what I believe. Ever been cheated on?: Yeah once Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?: Regret all of them! What's the point when you can DIY and not have to worry about it all? Current friend that you have known the longest:: Vie Name someone you can tell just about anything to.: My sister in law Giselle Sweet or Sour?: Sweet Where were you born?: Steel Industry of the North -Sheffield Do any of your close friends have children?: Yeah most of them do Are any of them married?: Yeah, apart from Becca (don't DO IT GAL!) Have you ever taken any antidepresants or anxiety medication?: No, I like to get over my stresses without the aid of tablets Ever seen a therapist?: No but I could have done with seeing one this year Did/do you transfer schools a lot?: Yeah, we moved around a lot when I was a kid Favorite animal to have as a pet:: Ahhh gotta be a cat, also like bats! How many floors does your home have? How many bedrooms and bathrooms?: Jeeeeeees is this thing still goin'??? Two floors. 3 bedrooms. 1 bathroom Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?: Neighbourhood but would opt for nowhere cos one of my neighbours fell in love with me last year. Wouldn't mind but he's way in his 50's! And the other side are just noisy cunts 24/7 Favorite food:: Fish, vegetables, curries, pasta. God I'm getting hungry now! Do you like to shop?: When I've got the cash to do it yeah How often do you go ..?: Not as much as I used to How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?: Next question! Something or someone you miss the most from childhood:: My penpal in Iceland. Have you ever slept with someone 10 years or more older than you?: Yeah, this Icelandic dude who found my penpal for me. T'is a loooooooooooong story!!! Over 10 years younger?: Yeah, he was 14 years younger What are your favourite words right now?: Cocknose, Cheesedick and Shexshy! Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?: Extremely! Are you going to give up the dreaded booze and weed this year?: Nope!
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My Space Gadgets, whatever next?

Who's Looking In?   These new My Space gadgets are popping up all over the place lately. The more sites that I accidentally hit up on, the more goodies there seems to be, to 'pimp' up your pro...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST

Moving Home.

Well I thought that I'd post a blog, seeing as I aint had the fucking time lately! Firstly, apologies to those who's blogs that I'm subscribed to. Bishop, that blog about Amsterdam banning toking on t...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

BushBlair - Hachhhh Phhhtttt!

BushBlair!!!The Monkey and his Organ GrinderPart 1Well I've been saving this one up for a while, and reading so many Anti Bush/ Blair blogs on this cyber space has really set me off on one. I mean, Ge...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

Tony Fucking Blair!

  N.H.S (NO HELP, SORRY!) When Tony Blair took office, what seems like too many fucking years ago now, he promised the Labour voters across the land, a New Labour. Change, reform, help for the...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

Moonbeams

Moonbeams ~~~~~~~~~~  Oh moon, illuminate your sleeping skies,  As silence falls by night. Guiding all who admire your glow,  Let darkness meet the light. Flowing tides that ebb an...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

NEIL PLEASE READ;

Neil I've read your message re the sound problem and have TRIED to reply. Only now and I'm getting fucking messages telling me that it couldn't pass the Spam filter so no luck. Okay here's the lowdow...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

A Hungover Poem

New Beginnings   To start the next, with an open mind, Not to fall back into times gone wrong. To speak from the soul, and to love who I am, Never to weep for something, for so long.   To fe...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

HIC!

With fruit from the vine, I can lose myself With fruit of the vine, I am me Drinking in rapture from the glasses brim This reflection of who I am, I see It stains my lips but not my heart It...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST

PLEASE READ:

Friends, countrymen, Romans  Lend Me Your Ear!   I've decided to have a pre New Year clear out. Of people on my Friends list that have never acknowledged me, and just want me to make their numbe...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Whos got my blood?

On Monday, I decided to do something that I've always wanted to do. Give blood. I've often wondered about doing it before, but never really knew how to go about it, who I needed to see, where I needed...
Posted by Missy Michelle on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST