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Uh-lee-uh

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About Me

Really quick, I have to ask: have you tried diet dr. pepper and it's cherry chocolate goodness?I am an out of sorts type that welcomes hugs at all times. I love animals on land and out at sea, old people and good music. I'm no longer the party girl I once was which makes me a little sad but I have found the people I partied with weren't the best of friends and that's what I am looking for. Some good friends. I have a daughter named Stormy and a husband who is a friggin' rocking musician. I can be overly sensitive but it's something I am working on. Sarcasm is my defence or just acting like I am completely stupid so I don't have to deal with truly stupid people and their opinions. But I do love people, just so we are clear.I am a former exotic dancer and make-up artist for the adult industry but I am too fat and too tired to do either right now, though I would love to do the makeup bit again someday!!Tattoos are something I adore, the brighter the better!One day, maybe in my next life, I will be a DJ for a great rock station. Perhaps I can have it all and be a wife, a mother, a succesful DJ who does makeup for porn stars and teaches them how to earn the mighty dollar dancing.Oh yes, I am in the wonderful world of medical insurance verification and referrals. I'm way adult. Fo sho.Oh yes, and I am really classy.
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My Interests

I'm obsessed with makeup. Truly obsessed. I love to travel (though I am very scared of travel by flight) Snow skiing Tattoos Shopping - what I am shopping for doesn't matter, I just like to do it. Send me on an errand for toilet paper and I will find you the best there is... PS it's Charmin with aloe and lotion.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who isn't a mean freak. Must be a lover of animals and nice to old people.Also, a great plastic surgeon would be, um, great. New mama could use a personal trainer as well. Oh yes, these services would be for free because I am special in a super special way.We're moving back to the Bay Area to cool parents that aren't into meeting up for cocktails and gossip. Cigarettes and gossip if fine, though.I'm also up for making the re-connect with old friends! XO

Music:

Me, I'm a classic rock type of lady.

Movies:

I love horror movies; the stupid, the scary the raunchy. All will do.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Yo Gabba Gabba, LA Ink, Animal Planet, The Anna Nicole Smith Show (pure brilliance and I miss you, Anna!), Cosby Show, X Files, Lifetime movies (Mother May I Sleep With Danger? Co-Ed Call Girl, Awake To Danger, etc.) I Want a Famous Face, The UCB, True Life: I'm Getting Plastic Surgery (those lucky bastards throwing that kind of money around!!) TV Land, The Office, Seinfeld, Cur Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Friends and shows on ghosties oont tattoos.

Books:

Jackie and Joan Collins!!!!! The trashier the "novel" the better, my friend.

Heroes:

Gilda Radner and Gene WilderPaul and Linda McCartneyJohnny Cash and June CarterJenna loves BriannaTRUE LOVE!!

My Blog

Fuck the fucking fast

I'm just too damn hungry. Detox or no, mama needs a snack.
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:12:00 PST

Fasting

At 4:30 today I started a week-long fast and detox. I will only drink specific beverages and eat nothing. It seemed really easy until 2 minutes ago when Chris, oh wait, I mean "the husband" came home ...
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

Rock Baby!!

I just started Stormy's super kick ass rock collection! I bought 5 rocks and stones for her in Berkeley (where else?) on Telegraph Ave yesterday. I am so excited! I used to have such a HUGE rock colle...
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

On this day one year ago...

Husband and I went to see The Omen, came home and watched the old version (the better version) then crossed our fingers and wished upon a star we would get pregnant that night. 6/6/06...
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

See You on the Flip Side Anna Nicole Smith

: (    Sniff  I call first body shot in the after life
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

Love It or Burn in an Uncute Hell...

 www.hellbentcomics.com   My brother's new site and very funny demon friends. Bleeding the bloody blood and guts....
Posted by Uh-lee-uh on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST