Romantic, sensitive, dreamy-eyed . . . I enjoy sunsets, poetry, walks on the beach, and soft little puppies (skinned, gutted and cooked on a Korean grill)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bill
Birthday: 8 February 47
Birthplace: Cambridge, MA
Current Location: San Bruno
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: SaltnPepper bald
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Amphibious
Your Heritage: My forebears would climb on top of anyone who let them
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cowboy boots with spiked heels
Your Weakness: Booty--if Baby's got back, she can twist me around her little finger
Your Fears: Dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Reginas, North End of Boston
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hook up with a beautiful, blue-eyed, blonde (or the many other attractive eye-hair combinations) with booty
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Forgid abow tit
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wish there was someone next to me that could help with this boner
Your Best Physical Feature: My guns
Your Bedtime: When the bars close and booze is gone
Your Most Missed Memory: Getting my hands inside Cheryl Lasky's panties in the 9th grade
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nations
Single or Group Dates: Single dates, group gropes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai tea from Starbucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mullatos
Cappuccino or Coffee: Expresso, latte . . . anything to kickstart my brain . . .
Do you Smoke: Yes, everything I can get my hands on
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Like fingernails on a chalkboard
Do you Shower Daily: By myself?
Have you Been in Love: For 15 minutes, thousands of times
Do you want to go to College: No, I'm from the school of hard knockers . . .
Do you want to get Married: Sort of: I want to drink the milk and eat the cow . . .
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: The more motion in the ocean, the better I perform
Do you think you are Attractive: Does that meter go up to 11
Are you a Health Freak: I keep in shape so that I can eat, drink, get stoned, screw, an repeat the process
Do you get along with your Parents: On holidays
Do you like Thunderstorms: Out here in Cali, they only have pussy storms
Do you play an Instrument: If I would have gone to Band Camp, that flutist would not have had to use a flute on herself . . .
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: There was one day I was too stoned to go to the package store . . .
In the past month have you Smoked: Does last night count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell, I take drugs to get down from other drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does picking up a drunk at closing time, going through Le Jaques in La Box drive thru, peeling her clothes off while she's semi-conscious, and banging her brains out count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to get new tires for my truck
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I just eat box . . .
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, both kinds--I love that fishy smell . . .
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sometimes when I climb on top of a woman, I feel like a performer . . .
In the past month have you been Dumped: I take the dumps around here . . .
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, dipping, but I have dived into a few skinnys . . .
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Other than hearts?
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember how I got home last night
Ever been called a Tease: No, they usually call me a Sleaze
Ever been Beaten up: Been the beater and the beatee several times
Ever Shoplifted: Only for kicks
How do you want to Die: On top of a beautiful young lady
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Less of shrinking violet . . .
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam -- what country is that?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: Bottled-beer blonde
Short or Long Hair: Pig tails
Height: Statuesque
Weight: Big enough to wrastle with, as long as I always win
Best Clothing Style: Short skirts, low cut blouses, booty bindin' Levis
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lost track around 1969
Number of CDs I own: Do people actually count 'em?
Number of Piercings: Did my ear once, but then every nerd had one . . .
Number of Tattoos: You'll have to get me naked to find out . . .
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Starting with Cheryl Lasky, every time I got close, but didn't go all the way and pin her on her back . . .
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