Лёша - Lyosha

You're a BLOCK CAPTAIN! Not bad young un'. Get your street game correct and you might make it up to being a hitman or gang boss. You still have a lot to learn, but for now, you have what it takes to run with a crew. Not necessarily the smartest or most lethal crew, but a crew none the less. In fact, it's a Jew crew and they hail from a retirement community in Boca Raton, Florida. For criminals like you, I recommend trash can smashing, muggings, basic hooliganism, bullying, shake-downs, racketeering, money laundering, drug running, fencing stolen goods, scamming soda machines, writing Facebook apps, running a shady club, selling bootleg anything, dry cleaning, and any other semi-serious racket.
Robin Williams' plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?"UPDATED!!!!
Name:Leon
Birthday:06-29-83
Birthplace:kiev, ukraine
Current hood':South frisco
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color:brown
Height: 5'8"
Shoe Size :hmm i have shoes from 8-11
Your Heritage:im a jew
The Shoes You Wore Today:black dc with pink outline
Your Weakness: girls, girls, girls
Your Fears:i fear faggots....naw im just playing..or mabey im not
Your Perfect Pizza:let me get back to you on that one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:no goals as of yet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol,
Thoughts First Waking Up:Why am i still alive!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:my jew nose
Your Bedtime: Are you a Health Freak:no and yes
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:dont mind them
Do you play an Instrument:i have a guitar and its in my room
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
In the past month have you Smoked:noIn the past month have you smoked weed or chewy :no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:cant remember, do one night stands count just joking or am i;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:fuck oreos give me pringles
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes and lots of it
In the past month have you been on Stage:i dont do acts
In the past month have you been Dumped:my imaginary friend told me to go fuck myself
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:yeah in my shower ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Are you missing anything
Ever been Drunk:whats your defintion of drunk
Ever been called a Tease:not that i recall mabey
Ever been Beaten up:i got jumped once by like 50 asians that was fun but i came back RP style bitches
Ever Shoplifted:yeah its called 5 finger discount
How do you want to Die:do YOU want die?....honestly what kinda ? is this, but if you must in a s15 silvia drifiting losing control and falling off a cliff
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:i want to be an astronut, and the president of u.s.a and if those 2 fail i wanna be a bum or mabey sell cars
What country would you most like to Visit: israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color:doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair:w/e they like
Height: shorter then me
Weight: how does 125 and under sound
Best Clothing Style:w/e
Number of Drugs I have taken:0 i dont do drugs really i stopped *sniff* *sniff*look the white pony
Number of CDs I own: i aint counting fuck that shit
Number of Piercings:3
Number of Tattoos: none so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret:i regret many things like taking this survey, but life goes on and mabey people move on