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turd ferguson.

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About Me



i rock.word.

My Interests

karaoke tuesdays at yankee doodles.mario party 6.my delicious boyfriend.taco surfs happy hour tacos.fantastic friends.beach.pedicures in massage chairs.my family.my adopted family.laughing.sleeping.eating.sleeping some more. Natascha --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comshopping for anything. target. ikea. h&m.tea for three.dancing.music.

I'd like to meet:

a sexy surfer to play mario party 6 with and get happy hour tacos at taco surf. oh wait...i already found him.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: natascha anita olson
Birthday: june 18 1983
Birthplace: harbor city, ca
Current Location: long beach son
Eye Color: poo poo brown
Hair Color: brown with highlights...hair by kim
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: half indonesian half irish basically
The Shoes You Wore Today: rainbow sandals
Your Weakness: the puppy dog face
Your Fears: bugs. snakes. failure.
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni. no cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being out of debt completely.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: b t dubs
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i. what day is it. what am i doing today. what's my name.
Your Best Physical Feature: legs
Your Bedtime: whenever mario party is over
Your Most Missed Memory: it changes all the time. new one: vegas for my birthday.
Pepsi or Coke: can't tell
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: depends on the mood
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee.
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: fuck no. classy bitches like me never do.
Do you Sing: yes. some say i should just sing with my body instead.
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: am in college now
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: of course. everyone should
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: of course. everyone should.
Are you a Health Freak: yes. that's why i drink, smoke, and enjoy feeding my munchies and two in the morning.
Do you get along with your Parents: now that i don't live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: i play a mean gazoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does vicodin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. i got to pick out my birthday present.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. the fucking mirage didn't have milk. damn vegas hotels.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: no. the month prior yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet. the month is still early.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kidneys to sell on the black market
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes. victoria secret. i felt so shitty afterwards.
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: special events planner
What country would you most like to Visit: indonesia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel green
Favourite Hair Color: light brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 175
Best Clothing Style: what i pick out
Number of Drugs I have taken: weed and perscriptions
Number of CDs I own: i have a ipod
Number of Piercings: just one on each ear
Number of Tattoos: none yet. getting one soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none. never regret. what's done is done.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

panic! at the disco. jaime cullum. amos lee. your mom. backstreet boys. justin timberlake. etta james. frank sinatra. damien rice. rachel yamagata. fiona apple. bjork. the killers. bob marley. queen. keith sweat. wilson phillips. after 7. nickelcreek. allison krauss. jodi mecina. gavin degraw. bep. culture club. kanye west. snoop dogg. biggie. ashley ventri.

Movies:

boondock saints. spongebob movie. jay and silent bob strike back. tommy boy. breakfast at tiffany's. pillow talk. sabrina. roman holiday. mary poppins. my fair lady. hello dolly!. little mermaid

Television:

lost. grey's anatomy. friends. family guy. american dad. absolutely fabulous.

Books:

anything by...kathleen woodiwiss. julia quinn. victoria anderson. lisa kleypas. amy tan.

Heroes:

OMA MARGIE...my grandmother raised 5 kids in a unfamiliar country, and can STILL put it downMOMMY...put up with my father, my brother, and myself while STILL looking FABULOUSJENNIFER...my second mommy, whose faith never waversFANTASTIC BURGER...whose burgers are ALWAYS tasty

My Blog

when in rome...

check your myspace to see how many of your friends right you i love you emails. thanks guys. rome is soooooo amazing. this is my last day here and i'm only on the computer because i'm waiting for my d...
Posted by turd ferguson. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM LONG BEACH WHEN...

YOU KNOW YOURE FROM LONG BEACH WHEN..... 1.you don't give a shit what the signs say, the west side doesn't start until you cross the bridge 2.you can turn to any college football game and see "the hom...
Posted by turd ferguson. on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:50:00 PST