Jowens, the Great and Drunken Bass Man

About Me

Love.

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the peices back together my way. - Aesop Rock

My Interests

Food, Music, Movies, Animals, Cats, Pants, Homestarrunner, Strongbad, Computers, Friends, Girls, Cuddling

I'd like to meet:

..
^This guy, anyone. get me on aim. Tapejob85

Music:

Turbonegro, VNV Nation, The Darkness, Older Korn, Dirty Sanchez, The White Stripes, Static-X, Dragon Force, Blind Gaurdian, The Clash, Viktim, NIN, Rancid, Nirvana,Rage Against the Machine, Richard Cheese and The Lounge Against The Machine, Ozzy, Black Sabath, The Ramones, Incubus, Sublime, 311, Beastie Boys, Rush, Ramstein, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Led Zeplin, Guns and Roses, Oghr, The Faint, Tool, The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers, Les Claypool, The Foals, The Trouble With Athena,

Movies:

Fight Club, Shrek, Shrek 2, Finding nemo, The Incredibles, Monsters inc., Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Every Cheech and Chong, Harald and Kumar Go To White Castle, Blow, Scarface, K-Pax, Zatoichi, Ichi The Killer, X, Vampire Hunter D, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scisior Hands, El Meriachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, The Five Deadly Venoms, Hero, Master of the Flying Gillotine, Legend of the Drunken Master, Iron Monkey, Ong Bok,

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, Space Ghost: Ghost Planet, Robot Chicken, The Daily show, Discovery Channel, The History Channel, Conan O'brien

Books:

Mr. Poppers Penguins, The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy(and all the other books in the series), God's Debris, Fahrenheit 451, The Halloween Tree, The Masque of the Red Death, The Casque of Amotillado, The Tell Tale Heart, The Raven, Macbeth, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Of Mice And Men

Heroes:

Christopher Walken, Oge De Souza Correia, Strongbad.

My Blog

written with poem magnets

Then lieSmileConsume the giftHunger for powerVision like an aperatus, made to embraceBoil the truth, it's in your head
Posted by The Jowens on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

gad damnit

awesome day. slid out pulling into work hit a curb tire went flat spare is flat sweet.
Posted by The Jowens on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

My hair

It's hot pink. It's pretty awesome.
Posted by The Jowens on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

Gears of War

If you do not already have it i highly recomend that you purchase gears of war for xbox 360
Posted by The Jowens on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:40:00 PST

Woot!

I got to ride a helicopter on thursday. It was fucking awesome.
Posted by The Jowens on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST

New Recipie

Pork chop + bacon grease = Yum!
Posted by The Jowens on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST

Bored and horney

I blame tv.
Posted by The Jowens on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:34:00 PST

Random things from The Jowens

Spoonge cake, crabs, fire hydrant, bacon, toilet paper, spaghetti, goose, fries, nibble, book, milk, drawer, fork, cigarette, keys, hope.
Posted by The Jowens on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

I'm pissed

Some asshole has "The Jowens" as a screen name on aim.
Posted by The Jowens on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:21:00 PST

I just realized...

Now I have four balls.
Posted by The Jowens on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:19:00 PST