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About Me


I'm one of the most approachable guys you'll ever meet. I'm part of the smallest, most unrecognized minorities on earth, the honest, gossip and drama free one. I'm completly honest about pretty much everything, in fact, if you wanna see who I really am, I made a "resume" of sorts about myself. SEE IT HERE IN ONE OF MY BLOGS. (It's in one of my replies)
I like to let loose, dance crazy, and have a good time. The fact that I really don't care what people think of me (with the exception of my friends, of course) allows me to have a great time almost anywhere (we won't talk about my uncomfortable and unfortunate trip to the retirement home, and actually in accordance with the court order I'm legally not allowed to discuss it).
I'm not bragging when I say that I'm part of philly royalty (ok, maybe I am), but it was a hard won title.
Visit My Comic, Defenders Of Freedom, Website:
Or Check Out My Other Comic, Team Irresponsible
It's true that I have gone to school for graphic design, and to be modest I'm reasonably talented. Not as talented as, say Mike Saga , but I do alright for what I use my skills for. Which is mostly my own enjoyment. I have done a bunch of albumn, t-shirt, and flyer designs for friends, as well as several professional projects. But the main reason I do graphic design is for my own enjoyment. So if you feel the need to ask me to design something, or help with a project, keep in mind I work at my own pace, if I do it at all. You can see some of my work scattered around my profile, or on my deviant art account. You can see that here: DEVIOUS JOHN .
If you're cool and can handle me I'm sure we'll become fast friends.
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Pope Hot John I
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- People who like stuff, can take a joke and dish one right back. -
- Anyone who can keep drama and gossip the fuck away from me. -
- Her:
- Those who don't take life to seriously, but know that there is a time and a place for everything- except beer- that belongs everywhere. -

--- AOL IM : lordsmoothbutt ---
---Annoyance to others: Constant---
---Yahoo: jackelsim---
---Purpose in life: None---
--- My Livejournal ---

But most of all:

My Blog

You Can't Fix Stupid!

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID   EIGHTH PLACE:   In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retri...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Daffynitions

Daffynitions     Here are the 2006 winners of the Washington Post contest which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one lett...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:36:00 GMT

Fuckin A!

Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the s...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Why Us Guys Are Happier

Men Are Just Happier People--What do you expect from such simple creatures? Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another sna...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:18:00 GMT

Aging

George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you t...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:44:00 GMT

Kids Rule!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?  (Written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like spor...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:31:00 GMT

King Arthur

King Arthur.........Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the mon...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:30:00 GMT

NEW HOLIDAY FOR THE GUYS

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secr...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:19:00 GMT

Finally an explaination for hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:25:00 GMT

It's All True!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pope Hot John I! Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Pope Hot John I.South Australia was the first place to allow Pope Hot John I to stand for parl...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 17:33:00 GMT