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About Me

In the beginning in the depths of Middle Earth, there was Teagan, the One, who in the land of Skeetown is called Teagan Reagan; and she first made IFFY, the holy ones, that were the offspring of her thought, and they were with her before aught else was made. And she spoke to them, propounding to them themes of music; and they created metal before her, and she was glad. But for a long while they thrashed only each alone, for each comprehended only that part of the mind of Teagan from which he came, and in the understanding of their brethren they grew. Yet ever as they listened they came to deeper understanding, and increased in unison and harmony. Then the voices of IFFY, like unto harps and lutes, and pipes and trumpets, and viols and organs, and like unto countless choirs singing with words, began to fashion the theme of Teagan to great music; great metal; Never since has one yet to match the pure, unadalturated grace of what was known as IF HE DIES HE DIES...IF HE DIES HE DIES has shared the stage w/acts such as: EYEHATEGOD, High on Fire, Mastodon, Arson Anthem, The Black Dahlia Murder, A Life Once Lost, Pig Destroyer, The Haunted, Rigor Mortis, See You Next Tuesday, It Dies Today, BearVsShark, The End, Symphony In Peril, The Red Chord, Beneath the Massacre, Cult of Luna, Death by Stereo, Byzantine, Himsa, Total Fucking Destruction, The Banner, Keelhaul, Akimbo, Ringworm, Rue, The Esoteric, Demiricous, Russian Circles and more...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/7/2005
Band Website: frictionrecords.net
Band Members: Brent - guitar/lead vocals
Ephraim - bass guitar
Daine - drums
Tom- guitar/vocals/harmony master

Influences: BOB FUCKING PROBERT
Sounds Like: Not your gay fucking band
Don't have an Iffy Cd? Get fucked, or download your favorite track from the following:

You can also purchase our CD from any of the following sites:
If He Dies He Dies Official Site
Friction Records Site
Lumberjack Mordam Group
Record Label: Friction Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

IFFY ON TOUR W/ ARSON ANTHEM (feat.members of Pantera, EYEHATEGOD, and Superjoint Ritual)!

Allright, we have been very fortunate to have been asked to play the only 3 Arson Anthem shows for their upcoming 3 day stint....goddamn. Texas death metal pioneers Rigor Mortis are performing with th...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:59:00 PST

IFFY NOW MAKING BUTTONS FOR OTHER BANDS! FOR DICK CHEAP TOO!

yo, we will make buttons for your band. it will cost $20 for 100 of them. we can get them done faster than it takes bman to cum. probably like 100 to 500 in 2 days.....tops. hit us up if you're inter...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST

FAT BROWN FOR SALE!!! $666 o.b.o!!!!!

We are selling Fat Brown. We are selling Fat Brown for $666 We'll take $500 though. We are getting a new van. We want you to post your most memorable, or least, memories of that sloppy bitch known as ...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

new album complete.....

Hello everyone out there in dies land. Last night we just finished mixing the new full length cd. The day before, Mark (BearVs.Shark) laid down some sweet ass guest vocals on the song "199...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

new full length almost done

hey y'all most of the tracks are recorded for the new full length cd. it is close to complete. there are some possible surprise guest appearances and final touches to go. you can't wai...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST

EYEHATEGOD COMPILATION!!!! Yeah!!!

hey guys, just wanted to let you know that we will be recording "Age of Bootcamp" by EYEHATEGOD for an upcoming tribute album. Check www.theprp.com for info or read this shit. Fuck yes. Ey...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST

What do you know about being Carl Weathers? Pt. II In Keeping Secrets of Fat Brown

So it's time to pick up where we left off. For those of you who didn't read part one of this epic, go ahead and waste 10 minutes of your life and check it out. For those...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

What do you know about being weathered?

This is a true story. The names and places are real. The feeding is real. You may not believe what you hear, but once again, this is a true story, of 4 commrades who traveled the mid...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:36:00 PST

Allright Fat Brown.....one more chance....

So, we are about to embark on a small midwest tour this weekend and we are taking Fat Brown. Yes, Fat Brown is up and running again, and we really want to send our deepest apologies to her...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:28:00 PST

FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK WHORE

FAT BROWN YOU'RE A FILTHY FAT WHORE. YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE SHIT WHORE. YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS YOU FAT PILE OF FUCK. SO HELP ME FUCK IF ANYTHING GOES MY WAY IN 2006 ITS HAVING THE PLEASURE...
Posted by If He Dies He Dies on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST