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Joel

Never play cards with any man named Doc.Never eat at any place called Moms' .And never no matter wha

About Me

Well,after I graduated from high school I bummed around a bit and decided to follow family tradition and join the US Navy.I became an Operations Specialist and sailed to the western Pacific where I became familiar with the wonders of the orient. While in the service I got my degree in microcomputers and microprocessors and then left the service after 5 years.I am now employed with the gov't and expect to be until retirement or I get fired!I tried marriage but that one was not meant to be. I did however become the single dad,(makes me what I call a "Fother"), raising a redheaded girl who is now 14 and teaching me stuff all the time about the world of young girls.Needless to say it's an experience!But I wouldn't have changed a thing if I could have. I thought I knew everything there was to know about girls!Guess If I did my life would have been a hell of a lot simpler.Oh well it's never been boring thats for sure!I have a hobby as a musicologist and work with my friends' band in all sorts of varied capacities,the primary one with this band seems to be procuring brown liquor.I think it comes down to the basic belief that "Life is short,make it sweet,make it count" When all else fails "Get Drunk"!Oh yeah,I love women even with all the trouble they seem to always get me in?!Gotta love it!

My Interests


Fast cars,trucks:)

(mines got a Hemi) Harleys and classic Brits,my favorite is my Norton Commando and of course pretty women!Music,music,music did I mention music and pretty women?!A good cigar once in a while,I prefer Hoyo's!
Oh yeah can't forget bourbon!(Jim Beam)
and tequila(Patron)

I'd like to meet:

My dream babe,the very hot Gina Gershon,(call me sometime,please)!Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendez,Katherine Zeta Jones,Charleze Theron (pattern with the young starlets here?),can't forget Shakira. To be honest,anyone who isn't an asshole or ends up calling me one!Hey,it could happen!Really, someone who shares some of the interests that I have and could bring a few new ones to the table I would be interested in.

Music:


the Black Crowes,
here with Jimmy Page

Joe Bonamassa,
Eric Clapton,Kenny Wayne Shepherd,Jonny Lang,all my old favorite blues masters such as Lightning Hopkins,R.L.Burnside,Otis Rush,Buddy Guy,well you get the picture.Can't forget my brother Artie Gordon and especially my guys the Tash Brothers Band

Movies:

I like good thrillers and mysteries!Always was a big fan of old Hollywood movies 30s and 40s.Film Noir gets me going.And war movies of course!Navy ones are the best but Saving Private Ryan and Enemy at the Gates were great!Never pass on a comedy,ever!James Bond never fails to get my interest!

Television:

DEADWOOD!!!!!!!WHAT ELSE IS THERE?!

Books:

All kinds !Number one is military history and biographies.Never pass up a good war story,I love the tales of human endevour and self sacrifice.Can't beat a book that makes me laugh!

Heroes:

Veterans!Spec Warfare and grunts!Seal Teams!Navy carrier pilots,the best military pilots in the world bar none! Magic F-18 Ride

The young men and women doing the dirty work in the middle east op area!