Best Friends |
Best Friends Looking back through the years,I can't believe how longWe have been best friends,Through good times and bad.When I needed someone to cry,With me and laugh togetherGive me a shoulder to le...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:06:00 GMT |
12 Types of Females |
12 types of females!1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. Whe...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
What Jamie Means |
What Jamie mean's
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.You are rational e...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
~Bitch~ |
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own wa...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:00:00 GMT |
And God Created Woman |
And God Created Woman....
In the garden of Eden walked Adam, alone and a trifle forlorn.For he hadn't a miss or a madam, and he whimpered every morn."What's the matter with you?" said Jehovah"I...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
A Naughty Little Poem |
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:36:00 GMT |
Daddy it Hurts |
Daddy it Hurts !!!!!!!
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!My name is ChrisI am three,My eyes are swollenI cannot see,I must be stupidI must be bad,What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:00:00 GMT |
I the Penis |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons:
1. I do physical labor.2. I work at great depths.3. I plunge head first into everything I do.4. I do not get weekends or public...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
Bed time Prayer |
Bed Time Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray for a man, Who's not a creep.
One who's Handsome, Smart & Strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who think's before he...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:48:00 GMT |
I am but what I am |
I am but a dreamer:
A falling star beleiver,
Rosey glasses clouding my gaze
As I turn and look at the next page.
I am but a passerby:
A nobody person wondering why.
Darkening minds with thought,
Stru...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:24:00 GMT |
