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the unanswered question of sarah

if there's one thing worse than waking from sleep, it's waking from being awake.

About Me

i'm a funk inspector, i'll shut yo square ass down, beeyotch.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

causing mayhem and disrest among the general public. cheese parties. graphic nudity. schematics. photography. shrubbery. inappropriate finger puppet plays. profanity. pat boone. natural selection. vector images. insightful debates. people with two glass eyes, half a tuft of yellowing hair and one working hand. you.

I'd like to meet:

Rational thinkers, skeptics, biologists, quantum theorists, spin art enthusiasts, folks who aren't afraid to question their beliefs
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Music:

heavy metal dulcimers, country-core, banjo rock, thai rap, atheist hip hop

Movies:

make me happy.

Television:

that show with the color bars.

Books:

the kind that have words put together into sentences in such a way that they tell some sort of tale, fantastical or otherwise.

Heroes:

People who don't take the word 'taboo' seriously. Douglas Noel Adams. Richard Dawkins. Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Charles Darwin. Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Adam Savage.

My Blog

even creatures destined to destroy humanity love sing alongs!

CTHULHU FHTAGNLyrics by Arthur Levesque -- [email protected] -- http://boog.org(To the tune of the "Hakuna Matata" from "The Lion King")TIMONCthulhu fhtagn!Chant it from all the deepsPUMBAACthulhu fhtagn!Me...
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 09:21:00 PST

my productivity is astounding

today, thus far, i have: -played gin rummy with an irate pregnant black girl -busted my ass...twice -made several tactless comments to and about customers -used the word 'codswallop' eight times -dran...
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:22:00 PST

robot parade.


Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i need inspiration...

someone, anyone feel free to slap me with a rather large fish, as i think a slap with a rather large fish would jostle the creative part of my brain in to working harder...or at the very least it woul...
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tonight i want to:

-revel in the vastness of the april night sky. -create fantastical words to describe mundane things. -build a diarama of the human nervous system -replace people's actual car tires with cardboard c...
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i will smack you in the mouth! i'm neil diamond!

who wants to go kill a drifter to get an erection?
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i've got the brains, you've got the looks...

...let's make lots of money! snuh. looking for a jorb sucks.
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sarah...you love GWAR...


Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a haiku to angela's apartment

why is the heat on? it's making me nauseous and the cat hates it too.
Posted by the unanswered question of sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST