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About Me

I'm really, really, ridiculously good looking, at least that's what my mom tells me. I'm a Turkish Van mix with an extra fluffy tail with a mind of it's own. I used to live in a home that had a yard and the freedom to come and go..until 10pm. That was my curfew, and I was always good at coming home on time. If I didn't my mom would come looking for me, but I was trained pretty well after my mom made me wear a stupid and embarassing thing on my collar called a "locator" that would beep and scare the crap out of me when it would blow up and stuff. And it really cramped my style with the femmes man. So now I live in a pretty cool apartment. I tried for a couple of weeks to get my mom to let me out, but I see THAT'S not going to happen. Whatever...guess the ladies are gonna have to come to me now. Hey girls...you know where to find me. I'll be the good-looking, blue-eyed one sitting in my big tower looking out the window. Come on by my crib...there are a lot of squirrels outside to taunt and stuff.

My Interests

Sleeping for long hours in my own personal tower. Watching my video of birds and squirrels. Chasing the toy my mom hangs in front of my face. Diving and hiding under the rug. Drinking water that drips from the bathtub faucet. Playing like I'm my mom's shadow. Sticking my face into my mom's shoes after she's taken them off after a long day. Sitting on her lap while she tries to work on her computer...how else can I dictate my space stuff to her. I gotta keep up with my friends!

I'd like to meet:

This is one hot babe! Definately added to my private collection!
I would love to meet this guy! I want to be him for a day!

Music:

Cat Stevens, Pussycat Dolls, Faster Pussycat, Stray Cats, 13 Cats, Tom Jones, The Yardbirds, Phish, Broadyway score to Cats, Flock of Seagulls, Fishbone, The Byrds, Black Crowes...

Television:

Animal Planet rocks!

Books:

Animal Farm, The Cat In The Hat

Heroes:

Animal Cops, Ingrid Newkirk and PETA, the ASPCA, the guy that invented micro-chipping, the guy at the corner that my mom gets that stuff from that I like...cat nip? Whatever, that stuff is amazing! Felix The Cat, Sylvester

My Blog

My tree is gone

The two big beautiful trees that were in the property behind my favorite window got cut down by the big, bad, mean new property owner. Somebody bought the piece of land behind us and mom came home and...
Posted by Jonesy on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

mom is mad

I can't help myself. It has just been more comfortable to poop outside the box for a change of pace. At least it is just next to the box. Yes mommie, you keep it clean, I've just been bored. sorry. l...
Posted by Jonesy on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Oh...so now I'm on a diet!?

I dunnO..maybee because there is this scary food recall thing happening or whatever, but mom brought me home some new food and well...it's WEIGHT CONTROL FORMULA!! I'm kinda pissed...I mean what is sh...
Posted by Jonesy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

my Evil plan woRked!

My mom let me out! Of course she had to come along, but it was cool. Scary, exciting, invigoratingly cool!!! She put this stupid harness thing on me that was kind of tight. She said it is because I'm ...
Posted by Jonesy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

driving mOm craZeee

I can't help it. Ever since my Grandma came over for a visit I can't stop crying around. The urge kicks in about 9pm and I'm pretty much possessed throughout the night. I want out of this apartment!! ...
Posted by Jonesy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

my peePs love me

Some friends came over last night and it was great! I got so much love and attention, I know everybody loves me. It was kinda cool laying around right in the middle of everything and getting ...
Posted by Jonesy on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

undeR the siNk

There is something under the sink! The door has a big gap underneath, so if I crouch down low I can stick my nose under there. Sometimes I can't take my mind off of it and I can't think of anythi...
Posted by Jonesy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

JuSt chiLin'

So, I've been in this new place for about a month now and I'm getting pretty used to the sights, sounds and smells. My mom is starting to believe that some of the strange smells is actually a skunk, b...
Posted by Jonesy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST

I Don't Know Who Was Freaked Out More

One of my very important jobs is to be at the door when mom comes home. Somehow she came home when I wasn't paying attention. I heard her come into the door, but I wasn't there when she came in. I he...
Posted by Jonesy on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST

Trying To Get My Typing Paws On

I haven't ever wrote my thoughts, wishes or the story of my short life before. But I would like to give it a try. Tonight I will just see how this typing thing goes but don't expect too much. Sin...
Posted by Jonesy on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST