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Chris

[Insert overly tragic quotation here]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, God, Jesus, Glenn Danzig, Henry Rollins, Rayful Edmond, Snoop Dogg, the Aqua Teens, Willie Nelson, Saddam Hussein, Jello Biafra, Carl Sagan, Vishnu, and Eazy E.

Music:

atreyu, nirvana, bad brains, kane hodder, darkest hour, soundgarden, pantera, slayer, intl. noise conspiracy, johnny cash, kansas, journey, boston, zz top, david bowie, the cars, darkest hour, in flames, pink floyd, black label society, whitesnake, ted nugent, mother love bone, coheed & cambria, dead kennedys, living colour, depeche mode, new order, no wto combo, the cure, alice in chains, superjoint ritual, smashing pumpkins, fugazi, dinosaur jr, deltron 3030, doobie brothers, marvin gaye, blood brothers, boddicker, eazy e, ice cube, nwa, led zeppelin, the misfits, new edition, mudhoney, the police, rage against the machine, the scorpions, sonic youth, glenn danzig, elvis, at the drive in, def leppard, jethro tull, jedi mind tricks.

Movies:

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Domino, Talledaga Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby, Falling Down, Running Scared, Dog Day Afternoon, Field of Dreams, Munich, DaVinci Code, Grizzly Man, Lord of War, Syriana, Jarhead, Animal, Boyz N Tha Hood, The Warriors, Apocylapyse Now, Platoon, Bat 21, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Star Wars, Top Gun, Red Dawn, Drunken Master, Band of Brothers, The Aviator, films of an obscene nature, Batman Begins, Empire of the Sun, Full Metal Jacket, Blackhawk Down, The Doors, Jackass the Movie, all three Ewoks movies, Anchorman, Blow, The Life of Rayful Edmond Vol. 1, Boondock Saints, Road to Perdition, The Godfather I & II, The Dirty Dozen, Pulp Fiction, Harold & Kumar, Up in Smoke, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Saw, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Devil's Rejects, Falling Down, Die Hard trilogy, Steal this Movie.

Television:

Heroes, Fightin' Fridays on the History Channel, Cheers, Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos, M*A*S*H, Law and Order, Mail Call, Wonder Showzen, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, MacGuyver, The Cosby Show, Futurama, The Sopranos, Mad Money w/ Jim Cramer,Lost, Threes Company, Seinfeld, Venture Bros.,

Books:

Red Storm Rising, The Great Gatsby, 1984, Brave New World, The New Jackals, Rainbow 6, Harvard and the Unabomber, The Doors of Perception, First In and Jawbreaker.

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, Glenn Danzig, Mom & Dad, Willie Nelson, Jello Biafra, Carl Sagan, Eddie Van Halen, Dimebag Darrell, David Bowie, Gandhi, Snoop Dogg, Henry Rollins, Henry Earl, Boris Yeltsin, Ali G/Borat, Johnny 5, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Chuck Norris, Joe Gibbs.

My Blog

pants on, dance on

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Posted by el christo on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

white trash, penis hating lesbo neighbors go to hell

    im sick of my neighbors. scratch that. im goddammed motherfuckin apeshit batfuck ratfink sick of my neighbors.; like the title says, theyre crazy ass lesbians with kids (?) who go o...
Posted by el christo on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Who And What I Hate, and Why

every year right around thishear time, i get really frustrated and make a list of things i hate and why i hate them. ok, i dont do that every year, hell, i dont do that at all. nevertheless, you will ...
Posted by el christo on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:25:00 PST

viva la revolucion!

after countless hours of watching fox news, cnn, msnbc, abc, nbc, cbs, spike tv, the food network, the history channel, public television and walker texas ranger, i have come to the conclusion that th...
Posted by el christo on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:53:00 PST

September 21, 2005 - The Day it Almost Ended

Wednesday got off to a bad start. I woke up 20 minutes late for my CJU100 class. Yelling profanities at myself, I got dressed and pulled myself out to the living room to eat a breakfast of champions, ...
Posted by el christo on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:29:00 PST

west virginia, number 1 in ignorance

thursday night i got real bored and decided to go skate. i met this kid with a mohawk rollerblading on the tennis courts and skated with him for a while. one thing leads to another and i end up follow...
Posted by el christo on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:45:00 PST