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Stetson Kennedy

I Can't Be Your God And I'm Not Even Sure I Want The Job Anymore

About Me

My name is Dave. For everything else...see below. Dave --
[adjective]:
Benevolent to a fault
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Name: David Bailey
Birthday: July 14
Birthplace: Beckley, WV
Current Location: Herndon, WV...The Best Place On Earth
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Kinda blonde, Kinda brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Irish and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: The Boots I Wear Everyday
Your Weakness: A Sad Country Song and Blondes
Your Fears: Dying Alone...Especially By Drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything and Chicago Style It (Square) and Throw Some Cheese In The Crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate College, Find a New Apt., Finish Training To Be A Wrestler
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes or Arms
Your Bedtime: Like 7 In The Morning
Your Most Missed Memory: I Miss Too Many Things To Put Them All Down
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...Definitely
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: When I Get The Urge
Do you Swear: Like A Sailor
Do you Sing: All The Time
Do you Shower Daily: I Try
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I Did 'Til About 3 Years Ago
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: More Than You Could Ever Know
Do you get Motion Sickness: That's For Pussies
Do you think you are Attractive: Not Really
Are you a Health Freak: Not In Any Way
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I Do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'Em
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just A Couple Of Drinks Here And There
In the past month have you Smoked: I Think
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I Guess So
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell No
In the past month have you been on Stage: If You Consider Wrestling Being On Stage...Then Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Negative
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I Hate Fucking Thieves
Ever been Drunk: Plenty
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe Once Or Twice
Ever been Beaten up: Not Badly
Ever Shoplifted: I Hate Fucking Shoplifters Too
How do you want to Die: Memorably
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Cop
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not a Huge Bitch
Weight: Not a Huge Bitch
Best Clothing Style: Preppy...Yeah I know...I Suck For That
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: More Than A Few
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My Interests

I'm interested in alot of things...don't worry...you're one of them. Unless you're not. You know who you are.

I'd like to meet:

That guy who shot one of the Beatles so I could tell him "Way to fuckin go." and then I would shake his hand and shit. He's my idol.

Music:

Anything but punk. Goddamnit, I hate punk music.

Movies:

Anything with a shitload of explosions and death and an underlying love story.
What character from Rocky are you?
Rocky
You are Rocky. A nice guy that knows how to use his fists. Played by Sylvester Stallone

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Which Character from family guy are you????
Brian
You're an alcholic genius just like Brian!!

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Books:

The Dark Tower. If you haven't read it...then damn you. You should read it. You will be enlightened. Trust me on this one. Have I ever lied to you before?

Heroes:

Roland Deschain, Eddie Dean, John "Jake" Chambers, Oy, HE-MAN, Liono, Thomas Jane, Bruce Willis, the Devil...I mean...um certainly not the devil. Oh and that tin man on the Wizard Of Oz that had no heart. He was pretty cool. On second thought he kinda sucked cause not having a heart would fucking rule and he really wanted one. What the hell was his problem? Besides the obvious of being made of tin and having no heart.

My Blog

Vomiting in my mouth a little.

Ok, here we go.  A myspace survery is not a fucking excuse for you to reveal things about yourself that only people close to you should know.  For example, I do not need to know the results ...
Posted by Stetson Kennedy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

Just Stop

Alright, here we go.  I would like to start by saying that if this pisses you off...get it over it because I don't care and I never will.  Also, if you think this blog means I am going to he...
Posted by Stetson Kennedy on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

Fuck Illegal Immigrants

Today was a day when illegal immigrants vowed to quit working to show how much they do for our society. Thousands of restaurants, gas stations and other businesses shut down today in honor of this. No...
Posted by Stetson Kennedy on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:56:00 PST