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Tiffanemic +1

FauxPas-colypse

About Me


100% LEGIT.

http://tiffanemic.blogspot.com

KidViskous Jewelry by Tiffany Lee



Paper Magazine Editor Kim Hastreiter wearing custom KidViskous Shades necklace from the upcoming Collection 03: "Utter POP!"



"To be is to do"--Socrates.
"To do is to be"--Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Do be do be do"--Frank Sinatra.

My Interests

Party buses
Rainbow corridors
Conceptual jewelry

I'd like to meet:



People who can spell
Boys I can wear 6'' heels around and not be taller than

Besides a really cheap and brand new Serato set-up + new Powerbook:

FLAWLESSNESS

Music:

I hate listing bands...

Vitalic
Glass Candy
Feist
Pizzaman
Daft Punk
The Teenagers
DJ Duos in general
Lillica Libertine
Yelle
Buried Beds
Treewave
Robyn
Guitar Hero
Pre Punk
Post Post Punk
Sockgaze
90's Throwbacks
90's Comebacks
Technonsense
Topographical Disco
Old School Rave Music
New Wave Interrobangs

Music that comes in pairs
Music to make your feet bleed
Music that's popular on gay cruises

Movies:

Idiocracy
Kamikaze Girls
Me, You and Everyone We Know
Stupid shit like Harold and Kumar (secretly loves loves loves it)

Television:

Little Britain
The Office (UK)
Nick Jr.
We Can Be Heros (Australia)

Books:

Paper, parchment, xerox, acid-free, acid filled

Heroes:

Greetje van Helmond, for her "Unsustainable" line of home grown sugar crystal jewelry

Olafur Eliasson, for fabricating a large scale replica of my birth canal

The Trinity of Late Night at its finest

My Blog

I have a real blog now

http://tiffanemic.blogspot.comI'm gonna transfer all these entries eventually (never) to the new one. The newest post is up there now.maroo
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

Khan Do

I haven't been this excited about a restaurant in a long time. Yeah, I've been to lots where I would tell my friends about, but never one that makes me pee my pants and thank myself for doing so. I...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

How misleading

I saw this today in the supermarket:There's hardly anything on the box to distinguish from the food coloring and horse hoof enfused "fun" (notice it doesn't say fruit) snack and the plastic sharp-corn...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Reparations to a Beck fan

So I was out Wednesday with Danielle, totally dead. The only people out were ones that had crappy to "okay" New Years celebrations, stories like "I ate a pot brownie, ugh" or "I swore off drugs but w...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

Pinkberry: Heroin In Disguise

Yup, say it like Transformers. Just thought I'd put a little blip about this crack-infested no-gurt product since Martin and I drove all the way to Westwood specifically to get it yesterday. I don't...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

A New Low

I couldn't sleep.Then I discovered a wad of chewed gum stuck in my bellybutton. I didn't know how it got there, or why, or how long its been there, or why gum was in my bed, or where if could have ca...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

It really does happen

You know how people warn you about the dangers of biking on a street lined with parked cars, that you should beware of car doors suddenly opening right in front of you? We've seen it satirized a mill...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

Drive Thru Wash

Once upon a time I was 7 years old and would beg my parents to go to the drive-thru car wash all the time. That was back in Ohio; we didn't have Disneyland.Midwestern girls in heat.15 years later, I ...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

Lost in Transition

So now that finals have been put to bed, I find myself in a state of spiritual torpor. (Ok not really, I'm not even sure what that could mean, but I felt it phonetically described how I feel.)Now tha...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

Cleanliness alarms

So I'm sitting in my room and my fire alarm goes off for no reason. There's no smoke smell, no visible fires, no one welding in my room, so I ignore it and eventually it stops. 5 minutes later it go...
Posted by Tiffanemic +1 on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST