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Love to ride my Harley to the wineries, boating, traveling, dancing, volleyball, martial arts, bocce ball, having breakfast on my Tuscany patio. I like to spend the weekend once in awhile at my little place in the county riding my ATV's and Dirt Bikes. It is so damn cozy there. Long hot bubble baths with wine and candles, long massages by my fireplace. Snuggling up for a great movie. Photography is a little hobby of mine. I love romantic dinners and walks on the beach. One more thing I am interested it,,,, finding Osama BinLaden, so I can introduce him to my two good friends, Smith & Wesson. (Game on Osama,, if you have the guts to go one on one with me you piece of shit)
I'd like to meet:
Would like to meet fun open minded people with a good attitud and who are fun to be around. Don't want any drama. (NO DRAMA, NO NO NO NO DRAMA) My life is drama free and I want to keep it that way.... Don't care for liars, cheaters, gold diggers, selfish people, etc. I just want to have some fun for awhile,,, and if the right person and I click and hit it off, then that would be fantastic. Otherwise, it is always great to meet new friends and live life to the fullest. Dance like no ones watching Baby....
Music:
Love everything,,,, depends on the mood at the time.
Sometimes I'm in my own little musical world in the shower.
Movies:
Moulin Rouge, Delovely, Dances with Wolves, Titanic, Thombstone, Oceans Eleven, True Grit, Rooster Cogburn, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings, Legends of the Fall, Shawshank Redemption, Along Came Polly, Ray, French Kiss, National Treasure, Saving Private Ryan, Wizard of Oz.
Television:
CNN, Discovery Channel, Nancy Grace, Seinfeld, MASH, Law & Order, (I think reality shows are crap, except for American Idol)
Heroes:
John Wayne, Crazy Horse, My Mother and Father for raising 8 fantastic kids, Erin Brockovich cuz that chick has some balls, my principal from Midpark High School back in Middleburgh Hts, OH (Mr. Knuth) because in a 1 minute conversation with him in the hallway, he made a big impact on my life and it has helped me go so far with my business. Never went to college a day in my life and I started and own 3 successful companies, and Mr. C, who taught me that "No one fucks with the family".
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey (AKA: Joe Mama or Crazy Horse)
Birthday: Januray 22, "69"
Birthplace: Cleveland, Ohio
Current Location: In my bed, in my bedroom, in my home, Winghaven area, O'Fallon, St. Charles County, Missouri, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Eye Color: Bluish Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: Six Foot Two - Eyes of Blue
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German & Italian. (I was abducted by space aliens when I was young and lived among them for awhile, but I don't think that counts)
The Shoes You Wore Today: None,,, I prefer bare feet
Your Weakness: Doritos and cute little old ladies who bake chocolate chip cookies
Your Fears: Being eaten by a shark or being trapped in an elevator by an Amway salesman
Your Perfect Pizza: Mike Telaynas - Main Street - St. Charles, MO
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keep my speeding tickets under a dozen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't know,, I don't use the stupid thing
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOooooooo
Your Best Physical Feature: You be the judge
Your Bedtime: Sleep is highly over rated, there is plenty of time for it when your dead
Your Most Missed Memory: My Parents (they are both gone now)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke,,,,, along with some Jack or Crown of course
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whichever is closer... Although I do think the King is hotter than Ronald,, I mean, c'mon, the guy is a clown ("They all float down here Georgie")
Single or Group Dates: Both,,, I like one on one and group stuff ;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who the hell cares about this one....
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla,,, all over your hot bod...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both,, ya Ya YAAA,, More, More,, Hurry Up...
Do you Smoke: No,,,, OK,, once in awhile when I drink
Do you Swear: Fuck no,, I think it is so damn rude
Do you Sing: Oh yes,,, got my own little concert goin on in my shower, and I DO take requests
Do you Shower Daily: No,,, sometimes once a week or so,,,,, (Hell yes I shower daily,,, like who the hell is not going to say they shower daily?)
Have you Been in Love: Yes,,, and I miss the feeling
Do you want to go to College: No. Never been. No desire. I started and own 3 successful companies. All you need is good common sense and a lot of ambition
Do you want to get Married: Yes,,, some day... (At the little white chappel in Vegas, maybe with a couple of Elvis' as ushers)
Do you belive in yourself: Like no other
Do you get Motion Sickness: Wowowooooo WooeEOooOOOoo
Do you think you are Attractive: "I'm too sexy for this survey, too sexy for this keyboard, so sexy it huuurts"
Are you a Health Freak: No... I could live on Doritos, Filet Mignon, and belly button lint (just kidding about the BBL)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well... talk to them all the time in my prayers
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep,, they rock,, listening to one right now
Do you play an Instrument: Lots of em,,, but I totally suck
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NooOOO,, iI nEvErrr TUchh tHhh sttUfff..,.*^
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes and Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but I didn't inhale and it was for medicinal purposes only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes,, but I had to wash the dishes, so she threw her drink on me, kicked me in the balls, and said she was going back to Tom Cruise
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: WHO THE FUCK CARES. Why in the world would anyone give a darn about,,, OOoohhh,, I get it,,,,, Yes,, I shop at Saks Fifth Ave, Lord & Taylors, Gucci, Tiffanys, and that cool luggage place
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I think people look silly right after they eat one and then smile
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes,,,, YUMMY....
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes,,, but don't tell anyone and don't ask me any questions
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. Have to be in a relationship to be dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, I think clothes are too restrictive
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, A couple of accounts from my competitors
Ever been Drunk: hEllll nOOoo. WWy,, WhWYyy do Youu aSsck??
Ever been called a Tease: No. I deliver like a fucking Atom Bomb every time.
Ever been Beaten up: No. Never lost. Almost did one time though when it was 3 against me, but still won that one and 2 of them were in the hospital for awhile. Never started a fight either, but I sure do finish em. Something my Daddy taught me from early on.
Ever Shoplifted: Wynona Ryder and I are partners in crime
How do you want to Die: Like the drunken pilot dude from the movie "Independence Day" when he flew his fighter jet up into the alien space ship to blow it up and save the world. His words to them (and mine) "I'm Baaack") What??? It could happen...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid again
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy (Sorry Texas, your still just a state, not your own country)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything but RED
Favourite Hair Color: Love em all
Short or Long Hair: Nothing too short
Height: Nothing taller than me, cuz that would be one HUGE BITCH
Weight: Proportionate to her height
Best Clothing Style: Anything but sweats,,, I love high heels and low rider jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: This survey is fuckin far out man,,, it's snowin everywhere and there are these really cool lights dude... (just kidding)
Number of CDs I own: OK,,, Who is this knucklehead who keeps asking these stupid questions...I want to make up the questions from now on
Number of Piercings: My left ear used to be but I think it closed up. I need someone to poke something through there. Any volunteers? C'mon, I know there are some freaks out there that like blood
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few,,, A few... "Like this One time, At Band Camp"
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