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Bridget

Gastric bypass surgery is for weaklings.

About Me

www.bridgetcallahan.blogspot.com**************************** ******************************** I like broken bottle fights, fights with your mom, fights-at-other-people's-parties, fights-composed-entirely-of-paper, fights-that-end-up-with-ripped-woolen-skirts, fights-that-just-don't-understand-you, fights-that-think-they-know-it-all, fights-with-on-hand-tied-to-the-other-persons head, gay-boys-on-coke fights, hippotamus vs. elephant fights, irish-men-arguing-with-polish-women fights, japanese school children fights, LARGE AQUATIC DINOSAUR FIGHTS, playground fights, puppies vs. rooster fights, stand up comedian fights, washed-up-new-wave-band fights, and cigarettes.

My Interests

..fairy tales, thrift store evening dresses, unregulated amt, riesling, kissing other people's boyfriends, losing points, tetris, writing about sex in a very "sad" way, aardvarks, dragons, frogs, mailmen, irony as the new "paradigm", chicago, almost-but-not-quite-gay boys, songs of the humpback whales, costume jewelry, audrey hepburn, tom robbins, black cauldron, conversations about tuna, copious drug use, imaginary sex, the Dark Hand, thievery, the Editors, the cult of personality, Antihelios, daughters of Antigone, makeup ingredients, kraken, linguistics, parked cars, narnia, glass shards, nihilism, humanism, sarcasm, gism, the kind of ism where we all talk like cats, naming other people's works of art, battle royale, Four Sided Figures, the Five Faces of Liam Neeson, the Six Different Holy Deaths, the Seven Types of Biting, the Eight Works of the Haiku Master, the Nine Paged Term Paper, the Tenth Date. ..

I'd like to meet:

John McNamara and Britney Spears.

Music:

I like fast songs. Fast and Happy songs. I also like singing songs to my cat. Cat songs kick your songs ass.

Movies:

Battle Royale. Truman Show. Indiana Jones. The Hunt For Red October.

Television:

I love nature documentaries. And National Geographic shows. And Blind Date.

Books:

Grammar is the chiaroscuro of today.

Heroes:

Hiro, Nikki, Nathan, Claire, Isaac, Parkman. Not Parkman's wife though. She's a fat Katie Holmes.

My Blog

New songs for a new millenium of KICK ASS

No really, I still write only at www.bridgetcallahan.blogspot.com, however.....I just had to record for posterity that I am literally loading my mypace profile over and over again simply so I can hear...
Posted by Bridget on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

Where I really write....

Its amusing to me that my entries are almost a year apart. One, because I hate myspace so much. And Two, because I've been on myspace for a fucking year, and I'm not even looking to get laid.Livejourn...
Posted by Bridget on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

Whiter than Patsy Cline

I whitened my teeth, and goddamnit, I feel like a brand new woman. I mean, I look exactly the same, and my hair probably looks worse really, but I'll smile at you! I will! And you'll die! From the las...
Posted by Bridget on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:13:00 PST

I cut my hair, but something's missing.

If only I was really Agent 99, and not just some cheap knockoff.
Posted by Bridget on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:01:00 PST

"there ain't nothin like black pussy on my dick"

Best songs in my head right now: City of New Orleans -Arlo Guthrie Baby I got yo money - ODB Bitch better have my money - AMG The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot Stuck in the Middle...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST

Secret Obsession

If I had to pick an obsession of mine, I would have to say.....giant land and sea creatures. Like....dinosaurs, rhinos, hippos, elephants, giraffes, whales, squid, condors.....big giant living things ...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Throw the Pass

Last night was "Brit-Pop Karoake" at the Captain Kirk's Pimp Lounge. Lots of badly sung Pulp and Blur. Brit-Pop is officially dead. I stab it, repeatedly. At my parent's house today for dinner, my mo...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jello Shots from bars where they play a lot of Shania Twain

The amount of alcohol that was swimming in my veins last night must have been enough to murder a pair of elephants, a triad of buffalo, a quartet of blue whales. "I was SO wasted" I even turned down a...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What? No Space Bar?

I dreamed last night his face fell off, As he lay there sleeping, My head on his shoulder. It fell softly like a snakeskin, Brushing my eyelids open. Underneath the congealed blood and muscle, Lay a d...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Horses like to race, like people like to fight, or girls like to kiss

I'm deliriously happy this morning, knowing that all weekend I'm going to drink Molson XXX and smoke a shitload of weed and an awful lot of coke, and on top of that? We're going to go watch horse raci...
Posted by Bridget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST