Adapt to Torment started some years ago with the premis of making loud, uncontrollable music for the masses. For some reason unknown to us we became the greatest metal band ever to grace the Earth with our presence. We could not understand why we could only write really great songs, but we kept on keepin' on and low and behold we became the best metal band 10 years running even though we have only been together for 3 years!!! How uncanny!!! We ask God every night to stop us from creating such beautiful pieces of music, but alas there must not be a god as we are still as bad-ass as ever. Originally a four piece full of drunks and stoners we proceeded to dominate the local scene and the ladies. A person can only take so much sex and glory, but we just couldn't stop. For the fan's sake....Unfortunatly all good things have to come to an end and our lead singer decided to part ways on good terms. Shortly after, some small dicked piece of shit decided to steal all our gear from our jam room which pretty much screwed the best metal band in the world for almost a year. Envy is a terrible thing, but shit happens and after all the stages of depression were gone (especially over-indulgence in booze and homicidal tendencies) we got some new shit and some new people. Steve and Bart joined us from the Dust Devil crew and we started to rock again. We are currently working on new material and teaching the holy scriptures of our older songs to the "new guys" so we should be able to blow your fucking mind real soon. We apologize in advance for writing the best metal music in existence and hope that someday we can write on a normal level, but until that day keep enjoying the gold that we call our music.------- Will (The Greatest Guitarist in the world)
