Slaying virgins by the thousand, rising from the depths of Reno, Nevada; Beard The Lion was born. Along with robotic body parts, smashing pots and pans, and good fashion sense, the boys of Beard The Lion are sure to leave you screaming for more.
In between destroying internal organs with Denny's and good laughs, Beard The Lion still finds time to make pigs squeal and little girls cry. They enjoy the smaller things in life, riding dragons, Quidditch, and Sevendust.
Some people think that we resemble vagina's, although we shatter mirrors instead of look at them. We will just take that as a compliment.
Upcoming ep titled "Roctapus" it is surely guaranteed to do just that, Roc your Pus.
We put the cool in technicool.
through all the ________ and _________ the message is simply: __________
