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Joe Joe the dancing bear

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About Me

I play the drums in PORK BELLY ((((our link is at http://www.myspace.com/porkbellyband)). I am honored to be playing with these guys as they are some extremely talented musicians. One of my goals in life is to keep drumming if its even one of the last things I ever do, it was the first so it may as well be the last.I was in a band called Sonimorph that lasted about 2 years, it has recently disbanded as a few of us had other obligations. These are some genuine good guys and great friends o mine! (yes I meant to say "o' mine"). I think it is more touching then "of mine" imho. I have the best son a dad could ask for. James is is already smarter than I am!Plain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider


My Interests

Drums, Architecture, Classic Cars (my 1969 olds 442 is my pride and joy, my father bought it new and later sold it to me) someday i will give it to my son.....but not anytime soon. I love history, especially WW2 and ancient Rome. I feel History is extremely important as it tells a story of times past, and how we can learn from it. I feel it has a profound affect on how we relate to present and future issues. I have many interests and hobbies so feel free to ask me about them! And no porn is not my main hobby.......boob good though :)

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Bean...we would make a good pair at the clubs! William Shatner...John Lovitz.......................................... Then I would like to Invite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to my house and kick him square in the nuts and make him sing our national anthem after giving him a big wedgey..........Dear mike (bass god) and tom (goat herder) : dudes if you are reading this and i know you do ;) put up a myspace site....dont worry i wont embarrasses you too much....u can make it look all professional...really.. that goes for you too tom!On a serious note, I always like meeting good down to earth people, so don't be shy to say hi at one of our shows, cuz shy I am not.

Have you ever: 1. ....Ate Crocodile I probably did and didn't know it....It was a goulash of somesorts..what the hell is kind of question is that? Be nice to Crocodiles, aligators too for that matter, and GEKOS! gee wiz beev.

2. Slept in a different bed? um, just the soft ones

3. Made out in a movie theater? I prefer to watch a movie when I go, the previews are long enough now so its a possibility. Would have to be sitting in a dark section as i am not one for public displays of affection (I think that shows there are some insecurities going on in my opinion. somebody didn't get held long enough by their mama! (sorry that is my take on the concept)

4. made out with 2 different people in one night? geez who do you think I am....Don Juan Ho

5. Thought your cousin was hot? Thats just a plain dumb question...have you?

6. Been in love? Yes and I am a lovable cuddly guy....but..but butts buttsszzz buttts BUTTS (I like the word Butts....also nutterbutter is fun to say when you are drunk!

7. Slept? I like to sleep....so yes, I have slept. I may not this weekend though that is what red bull is for. I am finally off my medication now so it ok. ;)

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? good times....taken a bath too (my house is older) bubbles make it more interesting

9. Gone over the speed limit? yes, been under it too...I get to drive slow on the driveway.

10. Painted your room? With a giant roller in my underwear...it was hot ok, I was being nice to the neighbors

11. Drove a car? What do you think this is....the gods must be crazy 2?

12. Danced in front of your mirror? hell yeah...wore only my Darth Vadar helmet and my socks while singing bring in the clowns

13. Gotten a hickey? no i don't have a hickey, I have been giving one (I dont think Gotten is a word although I don't spell worth a doo doo)..I could use one on my left nipple though, want one? who are you anyhow?

14. Been dumped? probably .... I don't care to ask ;) U said dumped ....LOL!

15. Stole money from a friend? HELL NO - u fucking loser (OK that was my one cuss word for the day)..But I have been pick pocketeded eded eddies (damn thats a hard word to say) ....can be fun if its the right person

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Well...got a good story about getting in the wrong car going home from Shea Riley's. I ended up getting kicked out of a party in north O.... thank goodness Rick (God bless his soul) came and picked me up...I don't remember what happened in the middle (there were some pretty existential conversations taking place... , I am positive I may have said something a little off kilter though :O....sorry bout that guys.....

17. Been in a fist fight? yeah, my fist won...porn is good.........I think i misunderstood the question :(

18. Snuck out of your house? Snuck out from who?.....I am not the sneaky type I have to wear a shock collar 24/7 so quit bothering me Find this survey and others at www.commentreload.com

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Music:

All kinds. Gragorian Chant, Johnny Cash, Love Heavy Metal and Classic Rock. German Metal is fun too! You may even see me dancing to the beer barrel polka at the right occasion.

Movies:

Not necessarily in any particular order, nor is this all of them...its just a few (obviously duh!): Bat MAn Begins, Conan!, Napoleon Dynamite, Space Balls, Fletch, 300, Excalibur, Star Wars, Big Fish, Easy Rider, Wizard of Oz, all the planet of the apes, One flew over the cookoos nest (just don't call the wrong person chief at a bar, or you just may end up learning the hard way or making friends (mine was the later).

Television:

Sopranos, Twilight Zone, House, Scrubs, Star Trek, Mr. Bean of course!

Books:

The Forgotten Soldier, The Fountain Head, Dr Seuss, Brier Rabbit!

Heroes:

My Dad (I miss him and think about him everyday), My Grandmother, My Uncle and of course my MAMA! And the soldiers that have fought and died for our country..god bless the USA! We should be very thankful for living in this great country of ours.

My Blog

this makes sense to me......saw this and thought i would share

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to mee...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

not forgotten - an evaluation

to ........Internally  to let go but still remember, trinkets of times past, monumentous occations filed deep but still within reach. Free  memories, let them reside where they may, wishing parti...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:45:00 PST

something personal

I decided to write this to see if helps my current mental state.  I tend to really think very intensely and deliberately without a true direction.   The thought patterns are sometimes s...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:26:00 PST

Upcoming PorkBelly shows (updated)

December, 7 2007 at The Roxbury 108th & Q, Omaha, Nebraska Cost :I ...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

I need to start writting again

I have some time this weekend, I will write down some of my feelings, hopes, crazy experiances, and dreams.  I find it to be very theraputic.  My son is out of town this weekend so this will...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:06:00 PST

PorkBelly and the Brotherhood of Booze

This will be one to remember...........come join the debaucheryAll guns will be blazing that night..............so be preparedShow starts at 7:00..........we open...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST

Revamping ones spirit

Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others,It is because we are different that each of us is special.Don't set your goals by what other people deem important,Only you know what is be...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

joe joe no more smokey.....not even 1

I decided not to smoke at all anymore (not even a little bit).........was down to 3 a day.   Now the hard part is quiting around the band and beer.  But this can be done as I feel tons bette...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:38:00 PST

my pets

Harold on the far right is in need of a little boost...........he is a bit self conscious at times.  so give him a big cheer...........now poor weird harry the second to the left.........well ......
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Comtemplation time

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll bre...
Posted by Joe Joe the dancing bear on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST