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Kelly

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About Me

I will impress you and disappoint you in the same breath. Steel toes, jeans, and sunglasses are an everyday uniform. I love my truck. I believe trucks should never be lowered and/or have running lights. I do not prefer after market wheels. I love fast, loud cars. I love the feeling of an adrenaline rush, those seconds of free falling before the parachute grabs. I like being in control and out of control at the same time. My moderation switch is permanently broken. This applies to all aspects of my life. If I put my mind and heart to something it will not get half-assed done. I love hard. I play hard. When I don't feel like being in a relationship, you can pretty much kiss all hopes goodbye. When I do, I'm yours for a lifetime. I'm friends with every one of my exes. My conscience is the size of Texas; I will apologize for other people. If I'm right, there are no apologies. If I make a bet, it is always a sure thing. I don't like to gamble. I don't like to be wrong. I quest for knowledge. Respect and integrity are the most important qualities to me. Laughter is a drug. Written words speak to my soul. Penmanship is a lost art form, and is highly revered in my book. I have a tendency to fall off the face of the earth. I do not like texting, but I will. One of my favorite smells is dirty gas (gasoline and oil mix). I drive with my windows down. I don't care if my hair gets messed up. I dance in the rain. I don't care if I get wet. I'm always late. A "southern twang" does not even begin to express my accent. I will say "and uh" at least twice in a sentence. I've battled with deleting the word "Dude" out of my vocabulary for the past ten years. I have not successfully completed this mission. I can procrastinate doing something for months. I will always be hesitant on taking the next step. I'll choose the lake to the beach and mountains to, well, all of the above. .. "; .. ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Blog

The Gray...

I possess the control,the ability to choose between black and white.To dissuade from gray,the color of confusion,the color eyes wide shut make.It is the representative shade for those who choose to no...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:14:00 GMT

Growing Pains....

I passed a milestone a couple of days ago& the big 30! I eased into it with style, grace, and the class of a gentile southern woman coming of age& not really. It was more of a crashing, topsy-turby, a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:58:00 GMT

Is it on me?!? IS IT ON ME!?!?!?!

So I have realized that Ive been ushered into the next phase of my life& reluctantly. Ive also noticed that there are people who pass through the phases of their lives with such grace and ease that ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:26:00 GMT

It's terrible... I know.

Im starting this blog& again& for about the fiftieth time, and I think Im just about pissed off enough to finish it. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:34:00 GMT

N + Tongue - Cheek = List Deviations and Variables

Let the heavens rejoice!!! Kelly has her laptop BACK!!! Still no internet. Boo. So I think I'm going to start out by giving you& Kelly's Construction Safety Tips: As learned onsite. Tip 1: Men  After...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:25:00 GMT

I think you just ran over a traffic cone... nevermind that was just Billy.

Okay people& here we go& saddle up& I don't know where I'm going. First off, I haven't been around in awhile because I've been stuck out at the lovely plant; with no laptop (I broke it). So forgive me...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:40:00 GMT

Do you think Aladdin had to "rub one out" for the Genie?

Sorry I haven't been around much, but I was informed a couple of weeks ago that I would again reprise my role as adult babysitter out at the plant. I'm all woohoo and shit. Hours suck, pay is good, an...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:56:00 GMT

Sterilization is a dirty word

Man& when you get out of the habit of writing blogs it's really hard to get back into the swing of things. So forgive me if this one is missing a little bit of the lackluster of the previous blogs. ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Aiight... Heres my 12.

OK& I was asked to tell people 12 things about myself, for all of those going to Speedopalooza. This is going to be a little more difficult than I thought. I almost feel like presenting people with wa...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Some listen to the burning bush...I listen to a walking ficus.

I've been so bored here lately I'm even finding breathing cumbersomely annoying. Right now the only thing interesting that has happened to me today was the fact that the ladies restroom in Rao's smell...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:39:00 GMT