BOBBY K

If you send me a message with the subject line as "no subject" or "hello" I probably won't read it. I'll only reply if it's worth the time. Forget everything I'm about to say. I am a very important person. I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph. Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford. I have a very expensive pen. I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. Though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings. I have everything, let me show you around. There's no difference between being holy and being alone. Baby return the favor and leave somebody you love. We all get lonely. I'm a natural born thriller. Nobody knows the trouble I've been or the exacting improvement of sins. Don't you know who I am? I'm the jaded one with pop insensitivity. I'm the real deal with low-key sensibilities. I don't need what I got half as much as everyone covets it. It turns me on to turn you down. I know the stripper's real name. This is not the time for touching me. I'm sorry, but I don't feel as if I'm in any shape to comfort you. This is nothing personal. I know why you came here, but neither of us will get what you want out of me. After all, we’ve never met. I’ll get it right, and stick my tongue down the throat of the screen. Tempting the desperate breaks my heart. Forget everything I just said. It's important that you act surprised. Get by. Get gone. Get high. Get wronged.