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&lt;Aaron&gt; FatBotemGirlsMakTheRokenWorldGoAround

i still think god is gay

About Me

hey im aaron im a drunk and thats all u need too know go suck another one oh and cody carlson and martina my martine are my best firends OH and buy me a 30 pack and ill have sex with ya yah not much u need 2 know so yah fuck off and get off my profile use my AOL s/n D0CTERzoidberg ..
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Priest:Like this?(as he touches her hand)
Girl:Yes father.
Priest:That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl:Then he touched my breast.
Priest:Like this?(as he touched her breast)
Girl:Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl:Then he took off my clothes, father.
Priest: Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest:That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl:Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.
Priest:Like this?(as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl:YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!
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Girl:But father he had AIDS!
Priest:THAT SON OF A BITCH!
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"A child of the mob once asked an astronomer who the father was who brought him into this world? The scholar pointed to the sky, and to an old man sitting, and said: 'That one there is your body's father, and that your soul's.' To which the boy replied: 'WHAT IS ABOVE US IS OF NO CONCERN TO US, and I'm ashamed to be the child of such an aged man!' O WHAT SUPREME impiety, not to want to recognize your father, and not to think God is your maker
Is [God] willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies
In no instance have . . . the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." Treaty of Tripoly, article 11
Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.
"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
It is said that men may not be the dreams of the Gods, but rather that the Gods are the dreams of men

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My Interests

snow borden playen games talken too firends and hangen out

I'd like to meet:

Steves Kids
and i wish i had one last chance too do something with my step dad befor he died because he was great he was the best dad any one could ever have and one last chance too fix what happend if their relly is a god he will let my step dad know i love him still "love ya dad"Add My Group http://groups.myspace.com/DrunkenSmokersGang

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Music:

Fuck, this list would be way too long if I listed everything. Here are some bands I enjoy: Kiss, AC/DC, The Aquabats, Gorillaz, Bloc Party, The Grateful Dead, Andrew W.K., Jimi Hendrix, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Germs, The Dead Kennedys, Black Eyed Peas, They Might be Giants, Dio, Bruce Springsteen, 2pac, Devo, The Flaming Lips, The Smashing Pumpkins, Judas Priest, Super Furry Animals, Scissor Sisters, Motorhead, Guitar Wolf, Johnny Cash, Tenacious D, Jimmy Buffet, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Queen, Van Halen, Journey, Groove Armada, Sahara Hot Nights, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Parliament, The Offspring, Morningwood, Jamiroquai, MXPX, Ima Robot, The Hives, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Run DMC, Less than Jake, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Peelander-Z,The The's, The Apples in Stereo, Reverend Horton Heat, Duran Duran, Muddy Waters, Ozzy Osbourne, The Planet Smashers, The Toy Dolls, Counting Crows, Lordi, Captain Jack, Daft Punk, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindless Self Indulgence, X, The Eagles, Wolfmother, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Coup, Wesley Willis, De La Soul, Gravy Train!!!!, Electrosexual, Sufjan Stevens, Bush, Electric Six, Fatboy Slim, Moby, The Misfits, Rick Ross, Crash Test Dummies, Primus, Ghinzu, The Specials, The Mad Caddies, The Go! Team, Gin Blossoms, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Franz Ferdinand, Butch Walker, OK GO, Blues Traveler, N.E.R.D., Burning Spear, Bob Marley, Outkast, Cake, ESIIKMO, The Killers, Deah From Above 1979, Elton John, Blue Oyster Cult, HelloGoodbye, Totally Radd!!, Dick Dale and his Del-Tones, Gnarls Barkly, The Chemical Brothers, Save Ferris, Rocco Deluca, Of Montreal, Talking Heads, General Public, Culture Club, Slick Rick, The God Awfuls, Clem Snide, The Coup, Cobra Starship, Gym Class Heroes, Madness, The Skamunist Party, Dexys Midnight Runners, Fishbone, No Doubt, Cheap Trick, The Decemberists, Eric Prydz, Joy Division, Tears for Fears, Kids on TV, Huey Lewis and the News, Dethklok, A Tribe Called Quest, Ohio Players, Persephone's Bees, MF Doom, ? And The Mysterians, White Zombie, Pantera, Graveyard BBQ, Fu Manchu, The Specials, Mastodon, Felix Da Housecat, The Knife, Mates of State, Mu330, Optimus Rhyme, The Bodysnatchers, Tokyo Police Club, Ibrahim Ferrer, etc, etc. The list just goes on and on!

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Movies:

The Departed
John Waine "In Harms Way"
stargate
Back Draft
Brother Bear

Television:

Stargate SG1
news?
CSI
Family Guy n Futurama
24

Books:

DOWN WITH THE PROPHACY DOWN WITH THE BOOKS PREECH TOO THE UNDER WORLD WE WILL RISE THE BOOKS WILL FALL

Heroes:

my bro matt and YOU and cody cos i had like no firends till i met him and hes their for me when ever i need his most the time

My Blog

this is why i hate my EX kayla

(22:59:36) wAnGeLiN65: hi (22:59:57) D0CTER zoidberg: not talking too you (23:00:04) wAnGeLiN65: y? (23:00:16) D0CTER zoidberg: you wer mean in that message (23:00:29) wAnGeLiN65: well you were bein a...
Posted by [[Aaron]] FatBotemGirlsMakTheRokenWorldGoAround on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

A FIREMAN'S LEGACY

A FIREMAN'S LEGACY My father is a fireman, He used to respond to calls, Now he just sits at home and does nothing at all. He says the department is full of crap, And are all egotistic...
Posted by [[Aaron]] FatBotemGirlsMakTheRokenWorldGoAround on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

The last alarm

The last alarm My father was a fireman. He drove a big red truck and when he'd go to work each day he'd say "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again 'til some time ...
Posted by [[Aaron]] FatBotemGirlsMakTheRokenWorldGoAround on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:29:00 PST