Vince Eustace: actor, director, producer, writer, poet, singer, dancer, rapper, disc jockey, athlete, TV personality, ladies man, Wall Street tycoon, pornography buff, etc. There is seemingly nothing that this extraordinary young man can’t do, and hasn’t done. His perseverance is awe-inspiring, his journey to the top is the stuff of legends. People Magazine once referred of him, “To name him as our ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ would not only be a tremendous understatement, but a downright insult to the man. We wouldn’t dare to even dream of downgrading him to such a lowly status.†Hollywood fat cats have been at war with each other for over two decades just to try and get claim to his services. Eustace, however, keeps a level head during all the hype surrounding him. “When people are calling you ‘The Single Greatest Individual Person Since Our Lord Walked This Earth’, it’s a bit hard to not have the ego inflate just a little bit,†he shrugs nonchalantly. “But you have to stay humble. It’s one of the 5 rules I have set for myself, dubbed ‘The Eustace Rules’:1. Always stay humble.
2. Always keep the party rocking.
3. Always obey expiration dates on milk cartons.
4. Never brag of your numerous sexual conquests with all of the most beautiful women in the world (unless you are on your deathbed and your confessions are used to push forward your book sales).
5. Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
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