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About Me

Usually when im working at the sweat shop, the managers dont let me stop or get out, but with good reasoning i was able to take a break and update my myspace! anyways a lot of people would call me a wise ass....or simply JP. When other people mention my name they're like "o u kno johnny boy too??" and yea did i mention i like spoiling girls too?? Im into everything. so if ure interested in everthing, then we can jump right into that everything! Like a good way to start a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color?" A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color... person?" ....movin on, If u ever mention anything to me with the word clowns it in, i will send the Asian killer panda express triad to kick ure ass!!! but all jokes aside...URE GREAT! anyways if i can be serious for a minute, I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then Ã said, "Does he bite?". She said "No." And I said, "Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?... Liar."
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My Interests

The life of being a hockey player is hard work but also fun.The NY Rangers are my team.The NY Yankees go back on their thrown this year.The Red Sox?..not really much of an interest there.The car that i drive is a BMW.The car that is driven less is the Murano.The hottest girl around has to be Jessica Alba.The red head beauty,lindsey Lohan isnt far behind.The best damn Sports show is where its at.The movie Anchorman is hilarious.The great Olive Garden will always be a fav.The life of a christian is too good to be true.The guitar is where i like to get creative.The piano is for when i like to jazz it up.The game of Texas hold 'em is addictive.The mornings are always enjoyed best when drinkin starbucks.The Girl they call CAO is too sweet and too kind, she isone to be luved.
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nonsmoker, nondrug addict, nonugly, nonmale, female, outgoing, smart, cute, pretty, or beautiful of any kind.

Music:

most favorite: Santana,DMB, John Mayer, Staind, system of a down, 3 doors down, Korn, slipknot, everything

Movies:

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Television:

You know Friends is the greatest sitcom ever. You know Dave Chapelle is a genius when it comes to making skits. You know u cant stop laughin when ure watchin Whose Line is it anyways. You know Everybody loves raymond kicks ass. You know u'll fall backwards in ure chair when watchin Family guy. You know Mind of Mencia doesnt care about anyone else. You know The Price is Right is where everyone spins the big wheel. You know nick at night is where u can relive those memories!

Books:

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

My Blog

kids....

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ...
Posted by The Baddman on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

~This year in the NFL!!!~

This year the NFL is trying several different ways to attract more Mexican fans. For instance, now when the kicker goes for the extra point, the football will explode and candy will shoot out.
Posted by The Baddman on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

mars candy bar

The Mars Candy bar company is putting out a line of chocolates to be sold as health food. Only Americans would consider chocolate candy bars health food. I think they will be right next to the Jagerme...
Posted by The Baddman on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

Paris Hilton is in the news again...

An airline recently refused to let Paris Hilton on a flight when she tried to board carrying a monkey and a ferret. Not surprisingly, the airline did let the monkey and the ferret on.
Posted by The Baddman on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

a recall on apple computers

Apple Computer has issued a recall on several models of Mac laptops because the battery can overheat and catch fire. Experts say that a Mac fire is just like a PC fire, except it's more hip and condes...
Posted by The Baddman on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST

christina aguilera

Rock star Christina Aguilera says that since becoming a wife, she's removed twelve of her body piercings. The bad news, now when she goes out on a windy day, she whistles.
Posted by The Baddman on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

hungar strike ends!

This week, Saddam Hussein began a hunger strike, but ended it after only skipping one meal. When asked why he ended the hunger strike so quickly, Saddam blushed and said, "They had tater tots."
Posted by The Baddman on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

more bad news for Congressman Patrick Kennedy

More problems for Congressman Patrick Kennedy after his car accident. According to the police reports, he acted disoriented and his speech was slurred. Today he was charged with impersonat...
Posted by The Baddman on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:57:00 PST

our world today!

"What a nightmare i had last night!!! I dreamed i was at a Washington party and i had to choose between Dick Cheney taking me on a hunting trip or Ted Kennedy driving me home." ~Jay Leno~...
Posted by The Baddman on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

magazine interview

In a magazine interview, actor Alec Baldwin said that Paris Hilton puts the 'd' in 'dumb.' Believe me, Paris Hilton is not taking being called dumb lying down. Today she said that Alec Bal...
Posted by The Baddman on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST