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About Me

You Are a Sarariiman!
Or "salaryman." Whatever. Treadmill off, treadmill on.
Most of the sleep you get is on Tokyo's extensive subway system, since you are putting in 14 hour days.
You're a workaholic who works hard for no overtime. And vacations? Forget about it.
You spend most of your trip hunting around for gifts to bring back all of your coworkers. What's Your Japanese Subculture?
Things I wanna do before I die.
10 Properly snowboard without any major grief or accident.
9 Win in a physical confrontation against a pacifist.
8 Learn to be more fluent than a 6 year old in Japanese.
7 Move from a hole to a dive.
6 Be on another porn video.
5 Appear on another comedy show which is not about poor people.
4 To have fully execised kegals.
3 Eat Fugu and fight a ninja at the same time.
2 Be a pirate for Halloween. Arrrgh!
1 The same thing we do every night Pinky....Try to take over the world!
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10 Reasons to give up being a nice guy.
10 Gain the ability to push through a slow thong of old ladies with no apparent direction or idea of time.
9 The ability to make a timely decision,"I want the cheeseburger...no wait the chickenburger....no the cheeseburger...fuck I should have ordered the chickenburger!!!"
8 Having the ability to stand your ground against someone of your own level,"I don't care if you're a migdet. I'm not gonna let that scare me anymore!"
7 To be the abuser once in awhile. "Like that baby! {SMACK!!!}"
6 Be able to walk away from a discussion of "feelings" in disgust instead of ooowiee gooeeyness.
5 Being honest with yourself. "Hey I'm ugly....fuck but so are most rockstars."
4 You can't kill scores of bad guys like Swartzeneger if you're wondering how they are feeling about you
3 Have some self respect to say "No." to girl who just wants you for sex.
2 To not give a fuck about what people think about you.
1 Chicks dig assholes.
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My Interests

Stage Magic, Kendo, Drinking, Clubbing, and Dancing.
Your Deadly Sins
Greed: 80%
Lust: 80%
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

The Ghosts of-Bruce Lee -Miyamoto Musashi (but I hope his ghost can speak English) -My pet turtle who died when I was 7 -Abraham Lincoln -The Mombo Number 5 guy (well his career is dead)Alive-Style -Juggler -David Suzuki -Weird Al Yankokivc -Other fun and interesting people who write blogs!

Music:

If it sounds good TO ME I'll like it. If you are just a musician looking for another point on your sorry list please don't bother. You could just copy my picture and paste it on a blank space and do us both a favor.

Movies:

LOTR, Starwars(The originals and Episode 3), Indiana Jones, The Last Samurai, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness.

Books:

The Game

Heroes:

Optimus Prime. Who wouldn't wanna be a huge transforming truck robot?

My Blog

Honey I Lit Your Nads

MONTREAL (CP) - A woman who used fondue fuel to set her boyfriend's penis on fire will spend the holidays in jail. Police arrested Andree Rene last week after she failed to turn up in court for sent...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

Need a Challenge?

I am currently looking for anyone who can help me translate this blog to Japanese. Whomever can do it will be given credit for it in my kendo newletter and you'll have one very new appreciative...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:48:00 PST

Bush's Woes

I'm not big into politics but this is interesting. It's comparing two indicies the inverted oil price index and Bush's popularity. For those who don't know, an index is formed by start...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

A Day at The Races

I just recently took a test for my second degree rank in kendo. You'd think that the most difficult part is the fighting right? Shit no! The night previously I was invited to a ...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

My Yahoo Answers

For those who are new to this site, its basically where people can post or ask for Answers. As you can imagine the questions can be varied from outright suicidal serious to off the wall stuff. I've d...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST

Eric's Wing Rules

I usually don't mention my nights out since they will probably surprise/horrify some of you. So I fig'd I'd mention some things of what a wingman should and shouldn't do. Please note I write this for ...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:37:00 PST

Career Changes

So here it is including my usual work at Satan's Hole (no not we're not talking about someone's snatch) AKA Berlitz, I've joined a new company in car exports. Check out the website! www.red...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:49:00 PST

The Shame of Tokyo

So a few of you are wondering who are the guys lying on the ground? Well these are shots of random drunk people who had the misfortune of being infront of my camera. There's more to come. Enjoy.
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

A Summer in Review

Ahhh finally get some time to do some writing! This will more or less be a journal of stuff I did. I don't wanna do the nandy pandy emo crap that you'll hear in pop music or movies. I've decided to op...
Posted by Unconscious in Tokyo on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST