ASK KOIZUMI VOL. 3 |
Sorry this one came so late, but I have been busy reading through the Stephen King cannon (up to Bag Of Bones now - don't tell me how it ends!) Also I got a new girlfriend. She's smart, pretty, and do...
Posted by Junichiro on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST |
ASK KOIZUMI - SPECIAL EDITION |
This question was long enough to warrant it's very own, special 'Ask Koizumi'. More of the normal stuff coming soon - just keep sending in your questions!!!Without any more introduction, here's the qu...
Posted by Junichiro on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST |
ASK KOIZUMI VOL. 2 |
Megan, of Colorado, USA asks:Koizumi-san,I keep getting creepy letters in my myspace inbox from men in my town. I do not not want to meet them, nor do I want to have sex with them. Do you get these re...
Posted by Junichiro on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST |
ASK KOIZUMI VOL. 1 |
VOLUME ICHIYumi, of somewhere asks:did you like densha otoko mr. koizumi? although it was fictional it seemed to me as reality based drama.. Koizumi says:It was based on a book, which was based on th...
Posted by Junichiro on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Ask Koizumi! |
Hi. Junichiro here.You may remember me as the Prime Minister of Japan.My tenure is often remembered as one of the golden periods in Japan's cultural, political, and economic development. Without wanti...
Posted by Junichiro on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST |
TARAKOTARAKOTARAKO |
It all started with commercials for a product (possibly new?) from the Kewpie food company, best known for their mayonnaise (food for ages 1-100 - also known for it's star-shaped squirty hole thing). ...
Posted by Junichiro on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Extended Abscess |
Hi everyone!I know what you're thinking... "Koizumi's been out of a job for about a month now, he should be on myspace all the frikkin time! Where is he?"Well, I've been a bit ill, you see.I have what...
Posted by Junichiro on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST |
PUBLIC POOPER PUZZLES POLICE |
WAKAMAKA, Japan - The residents of the usually quiet district of Funabacho were shocked to discover a large deposit of excrement at the foot of a popular pedestrian tunnel last Friday night. The large...
Posted by Junichiro on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:39:00 PST |
Tale From My Unpublishable Memoirs (with a deep bow to the esteemed Rev. Qelqoth) |
Summer is a time for festivals in Japan. From the islands of Okinawa to the tip of Hokkeido, the country is awash in dancing, music, beer and revelry. Each town and village has their own distinct trib...
Posted by Junichiro on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST |
West Coast Brew |
"That's the face of a thirsty man, right there", the bartender said with a tilt of the chin.He was right. Abe had just finished another 10-hour shift at the paper mill, yelling over squeaky machinery ...
Posted by Junichiro on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST |
