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About Me

Why So Serious?
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.

I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And.....
I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
Introduce a little anarchy... Upset the established order...
You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!
The Joker is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane, with contributions by artist Jerry Robinson, the Joker first appeared in Batman 1 (Spring 1940). In 2006, Wizard magazine rated him the greatest villain of all time.
The Joker is the archenemy of the superhero Batman. The Joker is a master criminal with a clown-like appearance, including bleached white skin, red lips, and green hair. Initially portrayed as a violent sociopath who murders people and commits crimes for his own amusement, the Joker, later in the 1940s, began to be written as a goofy trickster-thief. That characterization continued through the late 1950s and 1960s before the character became again depicted as a vicious killer. He has been responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon (Batgirl/Oracle) and the murders of Jason Todd (the second Robin) and Jim Gordon's second wife Sarah Essen.
In other media, the Joker has been portrayed by Cesar Romero in the 1960s Batman television series; Jack Nicholson in the 1989 film Batman; voice actor Mark Hamill in TV's Batman: The Animated Series; and voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson in the subsequent animated series The Batman. Nicholson's version of the Joker ranks 45 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 50 film villains. Heath Ledger portrayed the role of Joker for director Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

My Interests


See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

Starting tonight... people will die. I'm a man of my word!

I'd like to meet:

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
TRIVIA:To prepare for his role as the Joker, Heath Ledger lived alone in a hotel room for a month, formulating the character's psychology, posture and voice (the last one he found most difficult to do). He started a diary, in which he wrote the Joker's thoughts and feelings to guide himself during his performance. He was also given Alan Moore's comic "Batman: The Killing Joke" and "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth" to read. Ledger also took inspiration from A Clockwork Orange (1971)'s Alex and Sid Vicious.

TRIVIA:While in the nurse uniform, The Joker's name badge says Matilda. This is the name of Heath Ledger's daughter.

TRIVIA:It's Sir Michael Caine's opinion that Heath Ledger beat the odds and topped Jack Nicholson's Joker from Batman (1989): "Jack was like a clown figure, benign but wicked, maybe a killer old uncle. He could be funny and make you laugh. Heath's gone in a completely different direction to Jack, he's like a really scary psychopath. He's a lovely guy and his Joker is going to be a hell of a revelation in this picture." Caine bases this belief on a scene where the Joker pays a visit to Bruce Wayne's penthouse. He'd never met Ledger before, so when Ledger arrived and performed he gave Caine such a fright he forgot his lines.

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Movies:

BATMAN BEGINS. THE DARK KNIGHT. Heat. Memento. A Clockwork Orange. Silence of the Lambs. No Country for Old Men. Collateral. Fight Club. the Godfather Trilogy. Scarface. American Psycho. Pulp Fiction. Insomnia. American History X. Goodfellas, etc....

Television:


Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? Then we'll see, how loyal, a hungry dog really is. It's not about the money... it's about... sending a message. Everything burns.

Books:


THE KILLING JOKE
THE LONG HALLOWEEN
Year One
The Dark Knight Returns
Arkham Asylum
A Death in the Family

Heroes:


the Batman...You..COMPLETE..ME. AND youre just so much FUN! what would i do without you?!?

Wanna know how I got these scars?
You see, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.

TRIVIA:Heath Ledger's sudden death on January 22, 2008 prompted immediate speculation as to the state of this film. Late the same day, Warner Bros. released a statement declaring that Ledger had completed all his scenes and post-production work, thus making the Joker the actor's final completed appearance in a film.

My Blog

Heath on Nicholson/The Cast on Heath Interviews

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Posted by The JOKER" on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:54:00 PST

Spidey Vs Joker/Sign Petition For Oscar!

If the record breaking opening weekendfor The Dark Knight is not enough to attract the attention of thenominating committees for the Oscars, then you have a chance to raisemore awareness.Th...
Posted by The JOKER" on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:23:00 PST

the Riddler

Johnny Depp has spoken about possibly playing The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Then next Batman movie that doesn't even really exist yet. Still, here it is: Host: Hey Johnny, a listener...
Posted by The JOKER" on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:29:00 PST

FUCK TITANIC.

yeah i said it. FUCK IT! its about time someone steps up to attempt at sinking that damn ship!HaHaHaHa! its been numero uno for too long!======================================================= TDK cr...
Posted by The JOKER" on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:47:00 PST

Downey Jr. slams The Dark Knight

Aww...Poor Iron Man, i guess the guy burned to many braincells during his substance and alchohol abusing days! HaHAhAhA!Article:Tuesday, August 12 2008, 21:17 BST By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment R...
Posted by The JOKER" on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:32:00 PST

Heath on playing the Joker

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Posted by The JOKER" on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:17:00 PST

Batsturbate

"Let's face it Alfred, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. "...
Posted by The JOKER" on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:33:00 PST

The Disappearing Pencil Trick

How did i do it? well sorry, a "true" magician never reveals his secrets. HaHaHaHa...
Posted by The JOKER" on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:36:00 PST

Heath Ledger DEAD

. Heath Ledger is dead at the age of 28, leaving behind the greatest villain character to ever grace the silver screen....
Posted by The JOKER" on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:47:00 PST

Imdb needs a better class of CRIMINAL, and it looks like TDK

GAVE IT TO EM!!click picture to view the top 250 movies listSo the godfather isnt immortal afterall?!? HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!! Ohh bumped to 2.. you look nervous? ... Let's put a smile on that FACE!A ...
Posted by The JOKER" on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:49:00 PST