none of your business really, but since your here .......................................
I'm a 26 year old HAPPILY MARRIED white male with TWO sons. I'm a professional chef and disc jockey by trade. I Love to work with my hands (if you have ever seen them you would know).I used to be a drunk but I am sober now and enjoying life the best a diabetic can. Oh yeah one more thing ....................................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM VINYL!!!!!!!
You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire...
Are You A Good Cook?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Priest.
Where You Lived: China.
How You Died: The Plague.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
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Background from flickr userDJ Do's And Don't'sDo'sKnow your DJ's name.
His name is NOT "Hey DJ"!Tip your DJ more than a fucking dollar!Look fly! There's nothing better than a sharply dressed club goer dancing on the floor.Offer your DJ a drink, even a bottled water.At closing time, applaud your DJ.
He may throw you a mixed CD.
I know I do every once in a while.Hand gestures suck, especially if the
DJ doesn't know sign language.
A simple thumbs up is a nice gesture.Go with a bunch of friends.
The more the merrier!
They may even end up buying all of your drinks!Go to clubs that play music you like or go on nights that suite your desires.Dont'sWhen a DJ has headphones on his head, a hand on the mixer, and the other hand on the turntable, HE'S MIXING!!! He can't hear you through the monitors. WAIT 'TIL HE'S DONE!If you're at a Hip Hop club, don't ask the
DJ to play Def Leppard or anything non-Hip Hop.
It's such a slap in the face and an insult
to the DJ's talent."...But I'll get laid if you play this song!" DJ's don't care if you go home with your right hand. It's the oldest excuse in the book to hear a song."You didn't even play my song!" A lot of DJs mix for about 4 hours (Even more in some cases), it's not their fault
your ass was late getting to the club.Don't expect the DJ to play a song you've requested next.
A real DJ has a format they follow which gives
them the opportunity to play "everything".
He'll get to your song when he can.Asking a DJ to look through his music is a NO-NO! The club hired the DJ to mix the music, not for you to shine and look important in the DJ booth.If you have that much of a problem with what music the DJ is playing, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! Do you go to McDonald's and ask for a fucking Whopper?Don't come to the club looking ike you just rolled out of bed. You look stupid and people will laugh at you.
