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Mazzy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well- I'm not sure how long it's been since the meteor carrying my egg crashed into a remote jungle in southern Chile', but I've been having a pretty good time here on Earth. I think I'll stay awhile longer...Online Status IconsMyspace Contact Tables
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Sky Shogun
Your Superpower is Spiritual
Your Weakness is Vince Vaughn
Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Battle Axe
Your Mode of Transportation is Catapult

My Interests

Body art, traveling, my zany boyfriend, writing, working out, listening to music, chillin with my cat, drinking wine, reading, partying, eating sushi, yoga, movies, Johnny Depp in eyeliner, watching paint dry...

I'd like to meet:

The people who kidnapped that guy's garden gnome and sent him all over the world - I mean, how bizarre is that? Oh yeah, and my doppelganger- I'd like to thank her for those 5 years I spent in a Haitian prison. Next time she better think twice before implanting an alien fetus in the forehead of a foreign diplomat.

Music:

Permanent Midnight/Pulp Fiction soundtracks rock, Pink Floyd, Tori Amos, Ani DriFranco, Korn (no, I haven't 'outgrown' them yet), Doors, AfroCelt Sound System, STS9, The Roots, Prezident Brown, Angelique Kidjo, Cabaret Diosa, Beck, Cake, and of course- Blue Sky Invention

Movies:

Zoolander, Pootie Tang, Much Ado About Nothing, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Boondock Saints, Interview w/the Vampire, Fight Club. I won't watch anything too gross- action movies are fun, but horror is right out. Wait- Shaun of the Dead is great, so zombie humor makes the list too

Books:

almost anything by Anne Rice, Harry Potter series, dream interpretation books, occult and mystery, erotica, period (medieval) fiction

Heroes:

my grandpa; he's the raddest guy on Earth.
and this guy

My Blog

Don’t get pissy...

I was FINALLY able to add to my top friends (it has been like a looooong time- never worked for me!), and they are still in no particular order. Last time I moved people around, I got snippy comments...
Posted by Mazzy on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:45:00 PST

Made it out- now time to go back!

I was happy to leave Boulder two years ago (over 6 years in one place? ACK!!), but now it's time to rejoin the tree-hugging, drum-circling, granola-crunching, bike-riding/hybrid-driving dreadlocked hi...
Posted by Mazzy on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:09:00 PST

Female Mullet, Aisle 3

A woman just came into my store with a no-holds-barred, shamelessly unattractive mullet.  I felt the need to share this information, because it made me feel very unsettled and confused.
Posted by Mazzy on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Winning the hearts of weirdos, one sword at a time.

So I work at a medieval store; it's true.  I have to nod sympathetically during every account of how some dude's brother took his broadsword outside to do some ...
Posted by Mazzy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

Oh so true...

Forwarded email - August 22, 2006 Subject: Thank you!I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope ...
Posted by Mazzy on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Cartoons don't pay taxes...

I'd like to know when this major oversight is going to be rectified.  I see cartoons flaunting their popularity all over the place, knowing full well that they'll never have to cough up one damn ...
Posted by Mazzy on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST

You lack initiative...

Literally translated, this means you usually wait for someone to say "Get funky!" before you get funky.  (Thanks to "The Onion" for brightening my day)
Posted by Mazzy on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:02:00 PST

Oh hell- I'm at work again

I thought maybe it was just a bad dream, but no...
Posted by Mazzy on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 09:12:00 PST

I finally made it out of Boulder!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. After 6 years (and many failed attempts), I finally had the right situation to take me from the cozy bubble.
Posted by Mazzy on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 06:30:00 PST

Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?

Has it ever occurred to anyone that maybe, some day way back- perhaps even in the embryonic soup we slept in for nine months- we were faced with a choice and unknowingly made the wrong one? I've been...
Posted by Mazzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST