LiZ RoDdY - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I liKe To CoOk TuRkIeS aNd SeRvE tHeM tO mY cOwOrKeRs WhILe LiSteNiNG to MaRiAnNe FaItHfULl.I need your support to rally up money for my new tour, called "Leave It By The Door!" I need to hire a choreographer for my exotic and fun new show.Hey, what's up? My name is Liz, but you can call me L-Rod. I'm a straight arrow... no more parties... but hey, if ya call me, I might be able to show up!Sometimes, I really just don't know what happened!!! That is when I like to just go right back at it again! Pop a bottle of red, a perkie, and I'm all set!I love my little Jonny Boots and Mashie Bear too!You might want to know that I am also permanently 86'ed out of Liquor Lyles, Visage, and numerous other establishments in the Twin Cities. GOOD! .. target="" class="navbar"Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Red Wine, Acid Wash Jeans, Creme De Le Mer, Cosmetics, Tanning, Cigarettes, Beer, Hair Color, Dial Soap, Hefty Garbage Bags, Credit Cards, Hot Sauce, I LOVE Mexico!

I'd like to meet:

Ah, Ah! Ah! Anybody who knows how to party! A bottle of talking red wine. The can opener. A can of soup: a meal in itself!SLICK SHOES! ARE YOU CRAZY! BOOOOOOOOOOOBIE TRAPS!Hello, I'm Jerri Blank and - and I'm an alcoholic. I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as main line narcotics. Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It's kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I'm addicted to gambling. Oh....and my daddy's in a coma... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Lords of Acid, Sesame Street Sing Along, Fried Green Tomatoes Soundtrack, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, TranceAluminum foil is the most versatile packaging material on the market today. No other material can claim to be the lowest cost absolute barrier to light, moisture and oxygen. Laminated to paper or plasitc films for strength, foil provides lighter, less expensive protection to foods, medicines, and other products that would be damaged by the environment. Here are some of the benefits of using foil:Formable: Great

Movies:

Howard the Duck, Girls Gone Wild, Boyz Gone Wild, Toothless Entities 3

Television:

Oprah, Maury, Home Improvement Shows, Flava Flav, MTV. I like to watch things with bright colors on it. Fucking A I like American Idol! SHORT CIRCUIT! NANOO NANOO!

Books:

101 Drinks, The Complete Pill Guide, Tell Me More! Volume 3

Heroes:

Janice Dickenson, Margot Kidder, Liza Minelli, Courtney Love

My Blog

dental whitening systems, my thoughts, feelings, and reactions.

BOY, I REALLY FUCKED UP! i stole my boyfriend's (kind of BF's) whitestrips and he wants to dump my ass. god. doesn't he want me to look beautiful. this is almost like the time i stole his c...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

RODDY RETURNS FROM JAMACIA, TEARS UP MPLS

ah shit. I was just on a private trip to Jamacia going to an undisclosed treatment facility!!! Boy, I hated it so much the first, that I lit a cigarette, pulled the fire alarm down and lit a garbage ...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

LIZ RODDY CHECKS OUT OF "LEAVE IT BY THE DOOR" TOUR, CHECKS INTO REHAB

Sultry pop-vixen Elizabeth Roddy has check out of her current tour "JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE THE DOOR," but also just checked into Wonderland Rehabilition Facility in Hollywood Hills, CA. ...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!

I put on my plastic cowboy hat with some tapered pants and proceeded to walk out the door when all of the sudden i found a turd on the floor! I put it in a plastic sack and threw it at my neighb...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

My 20 minutes of exercise at the Loring Park City Apartments

So ok, My friend Jonny invites me over to exersice and I say, OK SURE JONNY. Well I got on the machine and it started sparking on the hinges and I screamed... and there was a black shroud of dust on t...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST

Creepy Elf Women and A Woman Named LeSLiE!

Ah man, sometimes i get disgusted. Men, please if you want me to respond, please stop posting sexual cartoon pictures of elves/goblins/zelda/trolls, whatever they are! It so turns me off and ma...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

LIZ RODDY'S CHRISTMAS FIASCO

CHRISTMAS WAS SOMETHING THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER THIS YEAR... except this... Twas the night before Christmas and my friend JONNY SPEARS and myself headed out for a night on the town. First, we we...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

AN UNEXPECTED HAPPENING

I USUALLY CAN CONTROL MY BLADDER... BUT... TODAY I DRANK SO MUCH WATER WITH MY JIM RIMPKEYS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A WHIZ IN MY NEW THURSDAY DAY OF THE WEEK UNDERWEAR MY MOM BOUGHT ME! She buys them...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

My Fascination With Airfresheners

OK GUYS, HERE IS THE DEAL! As you know, I am a fan of TRIAMINIC cough syrup! Well, I also think you should know how much I LOVE airfresheners! I got so excited over the new scents I saw at Target, I S...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

NuDe At ThE tAnnInG sALoN!

I walked into Richfield Golden Tan to note very loud 80's music playing and a disheveled employee singing at the desk into a candybar. A snickers to be exact. I was stoned and hungry, and ...
Posted by LiZ RoDdY on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST