Books. Style. Coffee. International trips where I DON'T get searched in customs because they think I'm a drug mule. Music. Art and Art History (early Renaissance is my thing). Spanish wines. Flirting. Falling in and out of love. Snarkiness with Mollie and Emily. Eating cookies in bed. Buying expensive shoes. Kissing. Music. Dancing in my underwear in the living room. Daydreaming. Giggling. Kicking it with the Brits. Yoga. Watching CSI marathons on cable while laying on the couch and eating nachos. Running. Pancakes at 3 am. Champagne. Text messaging. Singing in the shower. Dating Republicans (I don't know how this keeps happening). Karma. Fashion magazines. Coke in a can (NOT bottle). Writing my book. Staying up far too late. Paying it forward.
Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
I'd like to meet:
Future first, second, and third husbands. Old friends from back in the day. Jon Stewart. David LaChapelle. Maybe Jesus too, if anyone could arrange a meeting, that would be awesome. I think Jesus is mad at me right now.
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Music:
Opera, U2, Jeff Buckley, old school Springsteen, Massive Attack, Ryan Adams, Chris Isaak, Mason Jennings, The 'Mats, Husker Du, Bob Dylan, The Roots, Stevie Wonder, Black Eyed Peas, Al Green, Thelonious Monk, John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, Paul Oakenfold, Prince, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Suburbs, Madonna, The Killers, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Death Cab, Cat Stevens
Movies:
Life of Brian, The Piano, Indochine, Au Revoir les Enfants, Pi, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Bowling for Columbine, Annie Hall, Muppets Take Manhattan, The Great Muppet Caper, Muppets From Space (see a pattern here?), 3 Amigos, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, Simon Birch, Milo and Otis, The Royal Tennenbaums, Election, Rushmore, Harold and Maude, Cinema Paradiso, Harry Potter, Sophie's Choice, Gone With the Wind (of course), Talk to Her
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.
You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.
You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking
How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Television:
Law and Order: SVU, CSI, Anderson Cooper on CNN (HUGE crush!), The Simpsons, Cold Case, Sex and the City, Big Love, Ed Vs. Spencer, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Deadwood On Demand w/Mischa, Arrested Development, Fraggle Rock, Nerdy History Channel Thingys
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
Books:
Heart of Darkness, Nickled and Dimed, The Working Poor, The Missing Piece, The Giving Tree, The Bean Trees, Feast of Love, Letters of Anais Nin to Henry Miller, The Bell Jar, The Prophet, Ferdinand the Bull, most biographies of dead European royalty, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, All the Ramona Quimby books, The Time Travelers Wife, Out of Africa, War and Peace (yeah, I've read it. 3 times), Othello, She's Come Undone, I Know This Much Is True, Goodnight Moon, Humanity, The Handmaid's Tale, 6 Days of War: The Making of the Modern Middle East , The Book of Bright Ideas. Eat Pray Love, The Private Lives of the Impressionists, The Year of Magical Thinking, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Suite Francaise, Henry and June, Down to Silence
Heroes:
Paul Wellstone, Margaret Sanger, The Dali Lama, My mother and stepfather, My Granny, Papa King, Papa Stan, My sisters, my friends, suvivors of all kinds. The world is full of inspiring people.
