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TEKNOWHORE

U dont like Tekno? PFFT! U would if u had robot ears!

About Me

fireman in training...good cook...simple...shallow...common whore


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My Interests

Savage beatings in the heat of passion....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!I specialize in short string fire poi. My passions include my friends, fantasy, graphic art, Teckno(especially house, progressive, trance and DNB) video games, martial arts and bladed weapons. I luv a good acid trip, it makes me feel like super man.

I'd like to meet:

DEADMAU5!!!friends, friends with priveledges, wild n crazy 1 night stands.....naw, jkDj's and promoters are always good people to know, hit me up if ur out thereOther party people out there, anyone who can dance all night and party all morning

Music:

FUK RAP, HIP HOP SUCKS. Rock? PFF!!! Gimme anything house or disco, better yet? DISKO HOUSE!!! dont even ask about country or mex/spanish

Movies:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Kill Bill 1&2, LOTR, Animatrix, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, House of 1,000 Corpses, Sweetest Thing, Old School, Eurotrip, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Stigmata, The Order, Constantine, Batman Returns& Catwoman ( I have a Fetish for yummy women with tight black vinyl and whips), Human Traffic, Rules Of Attraction, BUM FIGHTS!!!!!, Barb Wire, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Traffic, Boogie Nights, Fantasia, Neverending story, Legend, Austin Powers, Exoic Robotic, Shrek, Freddy's Dead, Darkness Falls, Wrong Turn, Final Destination 1&2,

Television:

Jerry Springer is awsome to bring up the morale. I can watch Rachel Rays cooking show all damn day. Roseanne and frasier re-runs are great on the late night after a few bowls. And yes, Will n Grace. Karen is a fukn nut with a delicious rack

Books:

Forgotten Realms. Robert Newcombs novels are sick too

Heroes:

nope, but i really look up to peeps who got skillz on the decks. playing records aint as easy as it looks

My Blog

YAY YAY!!!

ummmmm, ok.  last week i had a fukin blast. i got dissed by one friend on monday night so i met up wit my brotha Azreal and we nearly finished a 30 pack.  i showed him its "OK" to ...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

Just an update

so....been a few months....raver daver moved out.  now i just have 1 more roomie to kick out and i can go back to watching tv naked in the living room...fun times.   Think im turning ka...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

MY FRIENDS FUKIN ROK!!!!!

so we hadanother party this saturday...the next morning as me n my bro were reminiscing on the previous nights shananagins, we realized "there was NOOOOO drama" !?!?!? the funny party was that shortl...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

almost there...............

I TOOK MY FINAL TODAY.........I PASSED, JUST BARELY, BUT I PASSED.................SPOOJ..............SECOND PART OF FINAL IS ON FRIDAY...................WISH ME LUCK AGAIN..........
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

WHERE ARE MY SPOOJ WIPES?!?!

so, yesterday after class my teacher says "see me after class mr. duran, i got a bone to pick with you" im thinking "FUCK!!! my dirty mouth finally got me in trouble...THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!" so i meet ...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST

1 MORE TIME!!!!!

I did it again, i spanked the hell out of another important test for my emt class.....CAN U SAY 94%!?!?!?!?!     fuk ya bitches!, who says drugs are bad for ur brain, if it werent for all th...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

BOO FUKIN YAA!!!!

II PASSED MY MIDTERM!!! IM GONNA BE AN EMT!!! I DONT WANNA WORK AT TMOBILE!!!!! Damn it feels good being pretty AND smart....IM SO EXCITED I COULD SPOOJ ALL OVER U RIGHT NOW!!!...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

More fun times

So yesterday morning after work these kids i know asked me to score some favors and im thinking "what hell is wrong wit these fukers? who the hell rolls on a tuesday night...AT 230 IN THE MORNING...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST

BEWARE OF LATE NIGHT BOTS!!!

LMFAO!!!! so i get home after work & gym and go right to the mycrack, and i have 4 new friend requests and im thinking "YAY!!!". its 4 really hot chicks ive NEVER met before wen random people hit ...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

i MOVEd my ass on monday night

DAMINTFUKINGSHIT BITCHCOCKWHOREMUTHERFUKER!!!!!! My schedule changes next week and i aint gonna be able to go to move mondays anymore BOOFUKINHOO!!!!!! IT FUKIN BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by TEKNOWHORE on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:38:00 PST