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About Me

IF YOU WISH TO ADD ME, SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST...I WILL TELL YOU MY EMAIL ADDY. THE REASON I'M DOING THIS IS BECAUSE I GOT TOO MANY ADD REQUESTS FROM SPAMBOTS...THIS WILL HELP ME TO ONLY GET REQUESTS FROM REAL HUMANS. THANK YOU, AND SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.I'm a 30-year-old man living in Florence, AL, formerly from Springfield MO. I'm a huge fan of KISS, Kevin Smith, and the Final Fantasy series of video games. I neither regret nor hate my vices...indeed I revel in them. Don't try to change me...There is only one person I will change for and that is ME. If I see the need to change my life or my ways, then I will do so, but I will not bend to the opinions of others on this matter. Opinions are like genitals...everyone has them, but most of the time they shouldn't be displayed in public. That's my attitude...it's not going to change. You don't like it? I don't care.

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My Interests

Music, video games, computers, reading, sci-fi, comic books...yeah, I'm pretty much a nerd. I am 92% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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How evil are you?
You Are 88% Nerdy
You are a total fracking nerd!
In fact, you're probably disappointed if you're not 100% Nerdy! How Nerdy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made this video! LMAO!
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Music:

KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, the Ramones, the Beatles, Queen, Nickleback, 3 doors down, Nine inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, the Misfits, Sex Pistols, the Who, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonius Monk, Stan Kenton, Duke Ellington, Count Basie...yeah I know, metal and jazz is a strange combination, but I like them both. *shrugs*

Movies:

Rent, Sin City, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, the Hidden Fortress, Ran, Kagemusha, Free Enterprise, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Wars, clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Silence of the Lambs, Donnie Darko, The Wall, Harry Potter, American Beauty, Dead Poet's Society, Aeon Flux, The Pick of Destiny, Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Planet of the Apes (the original, not the POS remake), Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Labyrinth, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, the Princess Bride, V for Vendetta

Television:

Star Trek, the X-Files, Tripping the Rift, South Park, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Wrestling, football

Books:

anything by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, or Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

Gene Simmons, George Harrison, Freddie Mercury, Jonathan Larson, Eric Carr, Kevin Smith

My Blog

Ugh....

I think my life is now over...My childhood hero, Gene Simmons, the man who I have idolized my entire life, has now gone the way of Tony Bennett and Wayne Newton...he has been performing in Las Vegas, ...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST

An update

Hmmm...seems like I haven't posted on here in forever. I've been really busy lately with other things, and just haven't really taken the time to post an update on what seems (to me at least) to be an ...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:27:00 PST

R.I.P. Rabid Wolverine

..I am stunned right now...I've been trying to start this blog for about 2 hours, and I really don't know what to say. Some of you know that I am a fan of professional wrestling (bordering on obsessed...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Questions concerning Christianity

I know there are several Xtians on my friends list...could someone please clarify these for me?1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased fr...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Okay, this is really fucked up

As most of you know, I've stopped using, drinking, etc and have been clean for quite a while now...I just woke up from a dream that I had taken a bunch of Xanax's and gotten stoned off my ass...then I...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

Absolutely fucking brilliant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjsaEK4vnwThat link is to quite possibly the most brilliant internet video I have EVER seen. I've been posting it everywhere...thanks to Shannon for giving me the link....
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

I pledge allegience...

Note: I'm fairly certain that if 100 people were to read this, at least 5 to 10 would be offended by it. Good. Because some people need to be offended. I'm glad I offended you, now kindly pull your he...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

a poem

So, I had a really shitty day yesterday...don't want to get into it, but I ended up being reminded of a lot of shit that I really would rather not think about...several skeletons ended up being dragge...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

Reposting this...I actually wrote it a couple years ago

I wrote this a loooooooong time ago, but somebody said something that reminded me of it the other day, so I have to repost it...I just have to. I love this story, it's one of the best things I've ever...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Holy fucking shit....

Okay, so basically everyone that knows me is aware that I am like the world's biggest fan of Kevin Smith's...(if any of you are so terminally uncool as to not know who Kevin Smith is, he is the writer...
Posted by Royale with Cheese on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST