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Jessica [wishes you would go away]

Generic Ninja No. 5, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard. What kind of MORON would FORGET POLA

About Me


IN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, YOU MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS:1. No link to any webcams or free* sites. 2. You must have a photo. 3. Photo must be meet my standards of what is appropriate. 4. You must send a message to me along with your friend request. 5. Your profile must be public. 6. Your friend count cannot be below 65 or above 400.EXCEPTIONS:1. I know you in real life. 2. We know each other outside MySpace.(Honestly, I really am a nice person. I just hate getting screwed over. Which is why, if you're male, I probably won't add you... just because I hate men like that.)My name is Jessica. I'm 19, and yes, I am bisexual. I'm also a Virgo and I consider myself to be a Christian. If you're going to find something to hate me for, pick something besides who I date. I'm currently single, but I don't really hate it because I'm so picky about who I choose to date that it's a surprise I ever had anyone. I'm 5'10", the oldest of four girls, and I have a cat named Pigwidgeon.
If that doesn't give you a clue, let me tell you: I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I write slash. My OTPs are Harry/Draco, though I'll read Harry/Hermione. I prefer dark, angsty fics. I'm also a fan of Kill Hannah, and the same rules apply to them. (I prefer Mat/Jon, but I'll read just about anything. And I've been known to write Jon/Jess.)
I believe in several things. Here's just a few, and feel free to ask me anything about my beliefs, because I love to talk about it. I think true love and magic both exist, but that they are often misdiagnosed. I believe in reincarnation as well, and karma is most definitely a bitch. I think there really is life on other planets, and it takes about as much energy and wasted thought to say that we are the only planet in the known universe with life on it than to say that God doesn't exist. I believe some people have the ability to tell the future. I think this is more common than most people think, but since so many people have tried to earn money with a good talent, it's become cheap and stupid. I also think ghosts and premonitions are possible, but those get a bit complicated sometimes.
You can find me on the following screennames:
littleblueearthicans12 - MySpace IM
lilpurplbunnyz6 - AiM
bagrad08 - AiM imjustdifrent - LiveJournal
ImJustDifrent006 - YouTube
xxximjustdifrentxxx - Shrieking Shack
I love debates, ghost stories, and waffles. I enjoy singing and dancing in the car. Dane Cook and Eddie Izzard are my favorite comedians. I hate all science classes, but love being in the lab. I love surveys, snow, and fireplaces. I rarely drink regular coffee, but I love slushies and frozen coffee. I like painting, poetry, and writing. I love questions that make you think, the open-ended, loaded questions that provoke deep thought and make you wonder about just what kind of world you live in. I rarely take the easy way out of things, which is both frustrating but fun. I like puzzles, such as Sudoku and Cryptograms. I also like Disney movies, Foamy, Salad Fingers, and Invader Zim. I like to swim, but hate wearing bathing suits. I love getting stuffed animals, and name each one I get. I also collect icons and pictures.I can't stand anti-gay activists. It's my personal belief that their crimes against love are far worse than any homosexual act I may partake in. I hate people who tell me I'm going to Hell, because they're going against the very Word they're fighting for. I also can't stand seeing hair on someone's shirt. Honestly, I will pick it off. I'm not the only one, so if you happen to shed a lot, it's probably in your best interests not to stand near me or my sister Audra. I hate dating sites, especially True. Most of the guys on there are really old and I hate being hit on by creepy old men. I don't like stick shifts, old trucks, or eighteen-wheelers. I hate the war in Iraq, but I won't bitch about it because I'm willing to admit I don't understand all the fine print behind it. I also hate doing stuff by myself, so even if I have to drag my little sister along, at least I have someone. ((That's probably why me and my sisters are so close.))I have been to Disneyworld, Chicago, Daytona Beach, and Miami. I'm planning a trip back to Chicago. I want to go up for Christmas sometime so I can see the KH "New Heart for Xmas" show. I had a friend tell me what REALLY happened at that show, and now I'm not sure I want to go anymore. I would like to see them in concert sometime, though. When I go back, I also want to see BMG perform again. I've only ever seen one Broadway show in my entire life, and I'm hoping to travel and see a few more before I die.Something else I want to do is get plastic surgery. I know, everyone thinks I'm fine the way I am and all that, but part of being sexy is feeling sexy, and quite frankly, I hardly ever feel sexy unless I'm fully clothed. I want to get married and have kids and all that, too, so don't think all of my wants are unrealistic. But realistic and achieveable dreams aren't as cool as fantasies, and you know it. I'd LOVE to be in a movie, or at least see my name in the credits someday. I'd like to attempt plus-size modeling, but I think that's going to have to wait until after I get my surgery and weight loss out of the way, for reasons and rants I'd rather not go into here.This is me. If you read this entire thing, I congratulate you. You and me might have something to look into. Add me, message me, or block me if ya like... but I've got other things to do. ;)

My Interests

Reading, writing, music, video games, and livejournal. That's about it.

I'd like to meet:

The lovely boys in Kill Hannah. (You're gay, admit it already.) Other than that, if I wanted to meet you, I would have done it already. Unless you are God, in which case I will see you eventually.

Music:

Kill Hannah is supreme. As for everything else, my library ranges from tobyMac to Marilyn Manson, Hanson to Hinder, Britney Spears to Flyleaf. I listen to country, christian, alternative, hard rock, etc. I will NOT listen to R. Kelly, and I can't stand anything that contains the N-word. However, I love me some sex music, and I love prettyboys in eyeliner and tight jeans. :D

Movies:

I watch porn, chick flicks, and foreign films. Usually, I'll find an actor I like and watch everything they're in.

Television:

House Steven's Untitled Rock Show Anything that plays decent music videos Anything that involves an interview with someone from KH or HP.

Books:

Neil Gaiman JK Rowling Terry Pratchett Chuck Palahniuk Stephen King

Heroes:

I'm not going to say I have a hero, but I'm not going to say I don't, either.

My Blog

JULY 31st IN NASHVILLE

Rockettown. InnerPartySystem, the Medic Droid, White Tie Affair, and most importantly....   KILL HANNAH!!   *crowd goes wild*   I'll be there... who else?   ..www.myspace.com/khki...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:58:00 PST

I think...

...I've met the AntiChrist. I've agreed to remain friends until A- he signs a peace treaty with Israel or B- someone truly proves him as such.As for now, we're friends and I have my doubts, but I can ...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:50:00 PST

It’s shit like this makes me appreciate life just that little bit more.

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Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

Survey 7-3-07

Full Name: Jessica Michelle BarnettBirthday: August 30thBirthplace: Birmingham, ALEye Color: BlueishHair Color: Brown with a bleached undersideHeight: 5'10"ishWeight: 234 as of three days agoRight han...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

It reminds me of a Krystal's commercial, and I don't know why...

Ahh... so let's see. I almost had to smack a bitch at work yesterday, because she was dissing one of my closest co-workers. Grrr...We didn't win the drawing. Matter of fact, we didn't win anything, bu...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

What will you be remembered for?

-[ SKi ]-Led the 2009 world revolution towards world destruction'What will you be remembered for?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

those familiar roads of my childhood....

I went to Wilson today. Friend of mine said I needed to come eat lunch with her (she threatened my kittens and puppies) so I had to go.And I don't really regret it. How does one put into words how nic...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

I gots some questions for ya!!

EIGHT last's:8. last cigarette: About twenty minutes ago7. last beverage: Pepsi, about five minutes ago6. last phone call: Last person I called was Mom, but Greg called Christina and I listened in jus...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

2007 Beale St. Music Festival

    I went. I saw.     I'm fucking sore in 43878927498 places that I didn't even know existed.Yeah. But it fucking rocked... and here's how it went down, RD-style:Friday&...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

Southern Survey... Cursewords Were Used, Be Warned.

Southern Survey 1. What part of the South are you from?Alabama2. Have you ever dated one of your cousins?No... but I had one propose marriage, and tell my mom he thought i was hot, and then i asked ...
Posted by Jessica [wishes you would go away] on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST