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About Me

Well, in a nutshell, lives a nut.........just across the way, looking at the nut, in disgust, you will find me. I hate them.........and cellotape, and wires.
I am a 23 year old musician, born in Rochdale raised in Cornwall, now living in the big smog, I mean smoke, London. I love music, and currently play bass guitar for a band called Thirteen Senses. This is my one and only job.
There is a lot I have yet to achieve in life. I am yet to step in a pavlova, poke an amoeba with a stick, hurl a lettuce skyward, leap-frog a Yeti, have a period or indeed ride in style across the arabian desert on a luxury stretch cow, whilst being simultaneously filmed by a David Bellamy look-a-like balancing only on the single hair growing from his anus.
other than that, my time on this rock has been quite fulfilling
P.S Contrary to popular belief, I was not dropped on my face at birth

My Interests

All things interesting (eg sand)

I'd like to meet:

An amoeba, a yeti and a David Bellamy look-a-like with a video camera

Music:

Far too many names to mention, young and old, fast and slow, melodic, lyrical, or rhytmical............chances are, if you are not Shakira or The Streets, then I will probably like you

Movies:

I love films more than people should. Again, I have too many favourites, so instead of listing them all, I will suggest the odd film that you may not have seen, that you really should.......Titanic, The Matrix, Jurrasic Park, Lord of The Rings, ET. These are generally low key films, that you may really have to search hard to find. Also, look out for some movies of my own, that may get released some day........Three men and a little onion, Devonshire Farming 1 &2, and memoirs of a quiche

Television:

Rainbow, Terrahawks, Fireman Sam, Trap door, Stopit and tidyup, cbeebies, Round the Twist, Button Moon, Teddy Ruxspin, The Gummy Bears, Teabag,

Books:

The Encyclopedia of Poo, Circular Saws - A Beginners Guide

Heroes:

Tony Dorigo, Sinbad (from Brookside), Terry Wogan, The Ambassador (the one who held a reception with waiters and waitresses serving pyramids of ferrero roche on beautiful silver platters

My Blog

Cyndie Lauper prentending to be a mallard

Now that would be amusing wouldn't it QUACK QUACK!!! My night storage heater is such a bland and boring colour, so bland and boring that it's not even worth mentioning. My green pen however is an inte...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

http://www.tigerbaps.com

If you click on http://www.tigerbaps.com you will find nothing. Nor will you reach anything if you type in http://www.tiger-baps.com. I discovered this on this very eve....much to my annoyance. Pretty...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

Once upon a wyatt earps......

Once upon a Wyatt Earps garden lawn there sat a beef. Once upon a beef there was a cow, but also, once upon a cow there was a beef.....Cow first, then beef......cow den beef. In Scotland.But who cares...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

Fried Onion, balancing on the otherwise tiny beak of a penguin.

Five days from now, in the future, futuristic things will occur. Plyboard, is a different and unrelated subject altogether. I'd like to make it clear there are no links their. It was once said, that s...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:26:00 PST

The scuff mark on the bumper of a nissan sunny (red. m reg)

Right, now I have your attention, I intend to extort money from all of your mothers. And your Fathers. If you have no father, then you are a bastard. 'Ha ha, El Bastardo' Is what Terry Wogan may not e...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST