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Galaxy Pirate

Mushnz.com

About Me

I've been looking at jobs lately. Here's something I found on another website that has really helped me to understand abit more about Job lingo!!! COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well.MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat, or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.There were also a few pointers to help me fill out my application!!! I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Word.I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.I'M PERSONABLE: I talk to other employees at least 3 hours every work day.I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a day planner and wear fancy shoes. I AM ADAPTABLE: I've been fired a lot.

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Welcome to my website lounge, kick back, relax, get comfy and let me tell you about Kanton Harvey. Dats him thea ....first pic just under this thingy. He's a kiwi guy, born in a small town, grew up from being a baby and is now really big. He's got two eyes a nose, hair and very white teeth, (wonder wot he uses) .... anyway back to my story, he eats lots and lots of chocolate (for someone with very white teeth)and he's a damn good window cleaner. Da girls and I use the window where he works as a looking glass, kinda suxs though when he's looking at you from inside - from his desk. Apart from spending most of his time on 'trade me', he spends the other half of his time working on a play called Mush. You may be thinking 'that's a weird name for a play', but like all great writers, he couldn't think of a name for it so he came up with M(man) U(you) S(suck) H(heaps)- cos he couldn't think of a title. True Genius!!. Check it out at http://mushnz.com you will not be disappointed. Set in the small town of Wairoa, with a local flavor of talent, it takes a hilarious look into the every day lives of teenagers and the not always hilarious lives of their parents. The inspiration behind this play were the cast themselves, who were bored with radio announcing and wanted to do something else. So go to http://mushnz.com and have a listen. Oh and post me a comment on wot u thought of it OK!!
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Music:

Wind, Rain, Hail or Snow, would not have stopped enthusiatic concert goers from getting prime front-row seats for Auckland's Coca Cola, Christmas in the Park. 100,000 keen fans, ventured out in threatening weather, many queing for 10 hours before it even started. Kiwi favourite stars return to the spotlight, NZ’s darling diva Tina Cross, NZ Idol judge Frankie Stevens, Westies quarteters – Robyn Malcolm, Siobhan Marshall, Antonia Prebble, Claire Chitham combine three rugby greats, Eroni Clarke, Glen Osborne and Kevin Nepia. Rising star 10 yr old Angela Steele brought her magic to the stage and so did Turanga Merito and Kirsten Te Rito. It was a night of carols, rock, disco, Kiwi classics, dancing and so much more: NZ born country star Keith Urban and guitar legend Tommy Emmanuel have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They will join the elite of the music world, led by R&B diva Mary J. Blige, who dominates with eight nominations, and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with six. Urban, no stranger to the Grammys, won one of the prized awards last year for the male country vocal performance, beating Willie Nelson and Toby Keith. He will defend the Grammy after his hit 'Once in a Lifetime' was nominated in the same category, although he faces stiff competition from country greats Vince Gill and George Strait. Emmanuel, the 51-year-old Australian guitar great, was nominated in the best country instrumental performance for his medley, Gameshow Rag/Cannonball Rag. Other nominees include System of a Down, Tool and Nine Inch Nails. Prince, John Mayer and James Blunt also picked up five nominations. Also in the line up, is Justin Timberlake, who proclaimed he would bring sexy back to music, but he might bring a handful of Grammys home as well. Timberlake, was nominated for his second solo album, FutureSex/LoveSounds, which received nods for pop vocal album of the year and album of the year. The 49th Annual Grammy Awards ceremony will be held in Los Angeles in February: Gwennabes will still find plenty to sing into a hairbrush, with her new solo album, but there's not as much to challenge the charts in this batch. Gwen Steffanis second solo album, ‘The Sweet Escape,’ is not quite a hollaback sound. Her Sound of Music-inspired single, ‘Wind It Up’, is said to be a kind of sublime baloney that was cobbled together in the studio, which makes for as many creative gems as duds. Strangely, for a woman who has just popped out a baby to her dreamboat husband, Stefani spends a lot of time mooning over her ex. But, when it results in pop ballads like ‘Early Winter,’ which is up there with No Doubt's ‘Don't Speak’ - the inspiration doesn't matter: Snow Patrol, will soon be ‘chasing cars here in NZ on February 22nd at Trusts Stadium Arena in Waitakere, Auckland. Snow Patrol an alternative rock band from Northern Ireland, formed in late 1994. Tickets went on sale December 8 at Ticketmaster: Olivia Newton-John is suing Universal Music for allegedly failing to pay more than $1.48 million in royalties on sales of the Grease soundtrack album. The Australian singer starred with John Travolta in the 1978 movie version of the Broadway hit. The breach-of-contract suit contends that while Universal did pay some royalties on the album, it failed to make a range of other contractual payments.

Movies:

I call this Movie: Da Pyrates of the Galaxy!!..

Heroes:

A freeway operator in northeast China has been ordered to pay the equivalent of $150,000 in compensation to six people injured in an accident caused by - a pig. In January last year, the six were heading along the expressway from Harbin. As the vehicle approached Zhaodong city, the driver saw a pig loom up in front of him. In order to avoid a collision, the driver ploughed into a road barrier. A court ruled the company, which collects toll fees, was responsible for ensuring that the freeway is safe and free of obstacles and ruled that the company bear 80% of the total losses suffered by the plaintiffs. The remaining 20% was to be borne by the local insurance company: A Hamilton man with just 5% sight, took the wheel of a car from a drunk driver and was guided by a drunk passenger - they crashed. Te Aute Collier, admitted a charge of reckless driving when he appeared before Judge Phil Connell in the Hamilton District Court. Collier was in the back of the car being driven on Anglesea St. The driver and the front-seat passenger were both drunk and Collier told the driver to pull over so he could drive. The front-seat passenger helped steer the car and both passengers told Collier to turn into the Countdown Supermarket carpark. But Collier missed the entrance and hit a retaining wall and sign. Part of the retaining wall broke. He told police he was parking the vehicle so it was not blocking the road. Collier was disqualified from driving for two years and ordered to pay $130 court costs: German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes. Jan Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, said the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives. "We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size,” he said. "and we're very serious." Krause's team is developing a type of spray can which works by spraying on latex from nozzles, on all sides. The product has been nickname the '360 degree procedure' – once round and then from top to bottom - kinda like a car wash: The asking price for some of the tallest Xmas trees in New York, is as much as $400 for a 12-foot Canadian balsam. The $400 12-footer is a bargain compared to a 10-footer priced at $395 at the Chelsea Garden Center. Some customers, however, simply shrug and state “this is New York.” - while purchasing a 7-foot tree for $100.00 or spending $25 for a 2-foot Christmas bush. Xmas tree prices are said to have held steady in New York, for the last 10 years, but customers remember a time when a 12 foot tree only cost around $45.00.

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Posted by Galaxy Pirate on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:35:00 PST