rambling reverand dean-masse

About Me

Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox !HI MY NAME IS DEAN, DONT BE FOOLED BY MY BOYISH GOOD LOOKS, IM REALLY A DEMON IN THE BARN HOUSE. I MEAN I REALLY KNOW HOW TO THROW DOWN IN THERE.WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE STREETS HOLDIN IT DOWN JUST SAY HI AND MAYBE SHOW ME SOME FORESKIN. BY THE WAY I LOVE TO PLAY THE FLUTE. NOW YOU MIGHT THINK THATS NOT THE MANLIEST OF INSTRUMENT BUT IF PLAYED RIGHT YOU WOULD BE BLOWN AWAY BY ITS RAW, MASCULINE, THUNDEROUS POWER. SO IF YOUR LOOKIN FOR A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE SHAQ ONIEL BUT HAS THE ESSENCE AND FLAVOR OF ZUES HIMSELF THEN YOU WILL BE JUXTAPOSED BETWEEN WANTING ME AS YOUr ONE AND ONLY MANGINA. OH ONE MORE THING IM A CUMPULSIVE LIAR, SO YOU MAKE THE CALL ON IF THIS CRAP THAT I JUST SCRIBBLED DOWN IS THE TRUTH OR WHETHER IT A HOT, STEAMY LOAD OF DUECE.AND JUST A QUICK LITTLE SIDE NOTE, I HATE EVERYONE SO IF YOU FIT IN TO THE CATAGORY OF EVERYONE THEN YOU CAN GUESS WHERE I WANT YOU TO GO......... TO HELL BIATCH. LOVE DEANi am also a joker.i am in the coast guard and enjoy going out and drinking and partying. but i like to read and watch adult swim. and actualy try to work my brain

My Interests

Stick Figure Kung-Fu

Add to My Profile | More Videos I LOVE TAKING MY PET IGUANA ON LONG WALKS THROUGH THE MALL, AND TAKING HER INTO VICTORIA SECRETS TO TRY ON NIGHT ATTIRE. I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG BUT I REALLY ENJOY MY MY CARDIO KICKBOXING CLASS I GO TO EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT AT 7 OCLOCK PM. AND IVE BEEN TOLD IF THEY HAD ROCK SCIPPING IN THE OLYMPICS ID BE A BRONZE MEDALIST.I also read alot and was into working out but have fallen out of that in recent months. I am also something of a joker. as you can tell. I am also really into music and enjoy going to see live music. I am in the coast guard but will soon be getting out.

Music:

ANY SONG THAT HAS THE WORDS BITCHES AND HOS OR LIL JON SAYING YEAH IN IT.I also love just plain rock. currently im listening to lois the 16th (or is it14th i cant read roman numerals). the kaiser chiefs. u2, william shatners new album with ben folds(believe it or not it is super good) rob zombie, bob dylan, rammstein, willy nelson, santanna, allman brothers band. YOU KNOW MUSIC MAN, MUSIC.

Movies:

PRETTY MUCH ANY MOVIE THAT STARS THE GREATEST PURE ACTOR IN ALL THE FREAKIN GLOBE VAN DAMM. I MEAN THAT MAN CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE YOUR ACTUALLY IN THE MOVIE YOURSELF. HES JUST GOOD.

Television:

I CURRENTLY OWN AN AFTER MARKET 14 INCH, BLACK AND WHITE T.V./VCR COMBO TELEVISION.

Books:

THE NEW TESTIMENT IS THE DOPE SHIT BUT THE OLD ONE SUCKS MY BALLS. GO HEY-SUS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, WERE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT IS CHRISTMAS.i also read anything by tim o brian. mark connely, tolkein david eddings, mark berent, stephen hunter,. pretty much literature i try to read alot its not always topshelf but its always worth reading.

Heroes:

IF YOUVE READ ANY OF MY PREVIOUS REMARKS THEN YOULL KNOW THAT IM OBIOUSLY A HUGE FAN OF ANNI DE FRANKO AND JOSE CANSECO. HERE ARE A FEW OF THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT INFLUENCE MY LIFE IN A WAY THAT IS INPREGNATEABLE. FOR STARTERS HITLER. GANGAS CAHN, JEFFREY DAHMER, TED KASINSKY, SCOTT PETERSON, O.J. OR THE JUICE, MIKE JACKSON ABRAHAM LINCOLN, AND JOHN WILKS BOOTH. BUT THATS JUST A FEW, THERE ARE SO MANY MORE GOOD PEOPLE FOR ME TO PUT DOWN BUT I JUST DONT HAVE THE TIME.

My Blog

a man, a bike, green chille chowder

In january 2002 an event happened that i swore i would never tell.....things change. At this time in my life I had been training to join the coast guard, riding my bike 20 miles a day taki...
Posted by rambling reverand dean-masse on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 02:37:00 PST

I SHOULD KEEP A DIARY

I HAVE DECIDED THAT MY LIFE IS TO FUCKING WEIRD NOT TO BE PUT ON PAPER SO I I AM GOIMG TO START A DIARY. BUT LETS SRART WITH THE BASICS AND BRING EVERY ONE TO DATE. ...
Posted by rambling reverand dean-masse on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:46:00 PST