Pu22L3

hello... i am a musician at a crossroads....i was born from a gang rape of monkies finding a wounded meer cat. after the whole ordeal, natural selection brought out a small filipino kid. for some strange reason he had a little japanese in him. through my whole life i was shuffled from meer cat house to meer cat houes. i think thas what brought on my dyslexia. because of my disability i need an outlet. after failed attempts of suicide, as well as a failed stint in ballywoodien pornography (under the name balls mahal for all you info diggers) i tried music. at first i really loved hard artist like ratt, poison, debbie gibson. but alas, as i aged, i wanted harder things. i tried to stay true to my hard roots, but when "debbie" became "debrah" i had to draw the line. so thats when i found jungle. mind you it was under a heavy daze of white dragons and funny lines i liked to smell like flowers. after snapping my self free of the horrors of all that smelling, i was broken. since then i have been puzzle. putting myself back together piece by goofy painful piece. as of late my therapy has been in experimental electronic music, underground hiphop, and a shit load of soul.i am looking for people to make this puzzle interesting. lets make some noise together. heres what some of my friends think of me.....blooysnowman says: "puzzle is as cool as herpes" yoko solo says: "if disyntery was the shit, it would be puzzle,did i mention i love molesting speakers" unununium says: "he pays me very well for my friendship" build 128 says: "he only likes to hang out when we have heroin"......the proof is in the quotes ladies and gentlemen. i am a cool friend. so get in contact with me please. i am looking to work with mellow people who are willing to say what they're thinking. if you like the tunes hit me up. if you include a funny haiku and a shout through email, i will hit you up way faster. here a haiku to start things off:oh the tenderlion, i love me some toothless hoes, holy shit, they're men.