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John DeVito

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About Me

Writer/Performer Actor/Director Producer/Composer Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Conductor/Lover Lawn Care Certified Specialist/ Retail Outlet Shopper and overall Mack Daddy John De Vito is one of the Funniest Sons ..A.. Bitches you..ll ever meet. With numerous credentials growing larger each year Chances are you..ve already laughed at some of his unique humourous shenanigans whether on T.V. Commercial Voice Over or Comedy Club Johnny brings his ..A.. game time after time. Recently voted by the assoc press (2006) as one of Americas funniest new comics (They actually said one of Americas freshest funniest new comics) John De Vito is most likely in fact the next John De Vito who is in fact the John De Vito of today.
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My Interests

Comedy, Writing, DJ'ing , Interpretive Dance, calligraphy, Sewing and Interior Design.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I enjoy an eclectic variety of all genres and espically look foward to when in meeting new people , having them come back to my place where we can stay up late and listen to records.

Movies:

C'mon I'm Italian, Goodfellas, A bronx tale, Rhinestone, Rocky 1, Rocky 2 electric boogaloo, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, Rocky Balboa , Rocky the next generation, Rocky vs the volcano, The Chronicles of Rocky, What about Rocky?, Rocky and Paulie's excellent adventure, Rocky and Paulie's Bogus Journey, Rocky Balboa's day off, There's something about Rocky, Lost in Balboa, Better off Rocky, Rocky Gump, Rocky and the tramp, Rocky goes to camp(jail)etc, Rockys big adventure, My cousin Rocky, Three men and a Rocky, What's eating Rocky Balboa, Mr. Balboa's opus, Rocky and Cash, The adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, White Rocky can't jump, And Rocky for all, The Rocky Balboa Picture Show, Me ,Myself and Rocky, Scent of a Balboa, Rocky scissorhands, The Rocky next door, The league of extraordinary Balboas, The day after Rocky, The last of the Balboas, The Balboa effect, The hunt for Rocky Balboa, Stop or my mom will shoot Rocky, Oscar, also anything Frank stallone is in and milo and otis.

Television:

Funny sketch comedy shows, classics like carol burnett, early in living color,The vacant lot, will sas and Mo mad tv, snl before it went to crap, years ago( thats just the facts Lorne sorry).

Books:

The Idiots Guide for Dummies, The Dummies Guide for Idiots,The Idiots and Dummies Guide for Morons, The Morons Guide for Morons.

Heroes:

Davey and goliath, gumby, Dirk Bennidict, and Ren McCormack for staying on that damn tractor(even though we all know he tried to get off, thank goodness for those shoelaces).