Rather than post anything about what I "like", "love", "am into" or whatever empty Laguna Beach-inspired jargon is used to convey my "preferences", let's just do a quick rundown of what I HATE/DISLIKE/ABHOR/LOATHE, in no particular hierarchy: political conservatives, social conservatives, sexual conservatives, conservatives of any other ilk, the New York Yankees, the faggotty mainstream emo-crap band called Fall Out At The AFI Disco, MTV, Real Madrid, the Bush Administration, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, whatever adoption agency that brokered Lionel Richie's adoption of Nicole Richie, the Simpson sisters, XTina's "voice", Beyoncé's angry-diva schtick, bedwetter music, Barry Bonds' melon head,
ugly people who dye their hair or find some gimmick to make them look jaded and serve as an alibi for their celibacy, Fidel Castro and Hugo Chávez, people who can't take a joke, cancer, AIDS, MTV, reality TV, Star Jones-Reynolds, that tranny Ann Coulter and her disgusting Adam's Apple,
Log Cabin Republicans, the GOP's Black Caucus,organized religion, everything Radiohead's done after "OK Computer", middle-aged men developing a political conscience and wearing eye-liner, Green Day, airheads, adultery, child molesters, encroachment of Civil Rights, militarization, Mike Love, Tony Blair's betrayal of the Left, Puerto Rico's concert schedule, movies starring Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd at the same time, boob jobs, the use of the word "diva" to describe anybody other than Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo or MarÃa Callas, the idea that the rest of the world has caught up to the US in basketball, Don King, some unions, ethnocentrists, real racists, real homophobes, Tipper Gore, MTV, VH1 Classic's TV schedule, Joe Lieberman, ESPN Classic's TV Schedule, white men trying to speak ebonics, certain family members, abuses of power, stupidity, self-enforced lack of education, Puerto Rican insularism, pickup lines, Demi Moore's breasts, Demi Moore's acting, "Friends", chauvinism and MTV.
WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!
